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Proof that Allah has a Sense of Humour

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  1. THFC6061

    THFC6061 Well-Known Member

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    7 militants blown up while making roadside bombs in a mosque in Ghazni

    At least seven militants were killed while making improvised explosive devices (IEDs) in eastern Ghazni province of Afghanistan.

    The interior ministry following a statement said the incident took place inside a mosque in Deh Yak district on Saturday.

    The statement by interior ministry further added that the explosion left seven militants dead and there were no other casualties.

    Interior ministry condemned the anti-government militant groups for using religious places for conducting terrorist activities and said such activities show that the militant groups are acting against the principles of Islam.

    The anti-government militant groups including the Taliban militants frequently use improvised explosive device (IED) as the weapon of their choice to target Afghan and coalition security forces, however innocent civilians are mostly targeted in such attacks.

    The United Nations in its latest report earlier last month also said that the improvised explosive device (IEDs) planted by anti-government armed militant groups, were the major contributor to civilian casualties in Afghanistan.

    UN in its report said the anti-government armed militant groups were responsible for 34 percent of all civilian casualties which were caused due to improvised explosive device (IEDs).

    http://www.khaama.com/7-militants-blown-up-while-making-roadside-bombs-in-a-mosque-in-ghazni-3505


    504 doe-eyed virgins please and make it snappy.
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    What the **** have afghanis ever done to you? <doh>
     
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  3. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Gimp, he is not having a go at the Afghan's. The Taliban and Islam, or their version of it is the point in question. according to their beliefs Allah would not let this happen to them if they were doing divine work. the majority of Afghanis are peaceful, yet tribal and need to be left alone to sort their own problems out, and that includes the marginalisation of the Taliban.
     
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  4. Sweats

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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Love it when wallopers blow themselves up with their own bombs.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Good news <ok>
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Afghans you mean?

    The citizens of Afghanistan are Afghans. Similarly, it&#8217;s Afghan food, Afghan politics, and Afghan afghans. The only time to use &#8220;Afghani&#8221; is in reference to the unit of Afghan currency by that name. Afghans spend Afghanis.
     
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  8. Null

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    Be prepared to have that post marked as "Dislikes"
     
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  9. Deleted 1

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    The Pashtu language is also referred to as Afghani.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Surely not? Toby cares not a jot about petty things like Tags, Likes/Dislikes and Rep. He's above all that sort of thing.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Maybe you are right Dan, maybe Toby meant that the Pashtu language has never done anyone any harm?

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  12. DevAdvocate

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    More laughs, if anything this is funnier:

    A British sniper in Afghanistan killed six insurgents with a single bullet after hitting the trigger switch of a suicide bomber whose device then exploded, The Telegraph has learnt. The 20-year-old marksman, a Lance Corporal in the Coldstream Guards, hit his target from 930 yards (850 metres) away, killing the suicide bomber and five others around him caught in the blast.


    The incident in Kakaran in southern Afghanistan happened in December but has only now been disclosed as Britain moves towards the withdrawal of all combat soldiers by the end of the year. Lt Col Richard Slack, commanding officer of 9/12 Royal Lancers, said the unnamed sharpshooter prevented a major attack by the Taliban, as a second suicide vest packed with 20kg (44lbs) of explosives was found nearby.


    The same sniper, with his first shot on the tour of duty, killed a Taliban machine-gunner from 1,465 yards (1,340m).


    Several hundred British and Afghan soldiers were carrying out an operation in December when they were engaged in a gun battle with 15 to 20 insurgents. &#8220;The guy was wearing a vest. He was identified by the sniper moving down a tree line and coming up over a ditch,&#8221; said Lt Col Slack. &#8220;He had a shawl on. It rose up and the sniper saw he had a machine gun.
    &#8220;They were in contact and he was moving to a firing position. The sniper engaged him and the guy exploded. There was a pause on the radio and the sniper said, 'I think I&#8217;ve just shot a suicide bomber&#8217;. The rest of them were killed in the blast.&#8221;
    It is understood the L/Cpl was using an L115A3 gun, the Army&#8217;s most powerful sniper weapon. The armed forces are gradually decreasing their presence in Helmand province, handing over security of the country to the Afghan armed forces
     
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  13. Null

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    What the **** have Insurgis ever done to you? <doh>
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I had an Afghan coat in the 70s. It ****ing stank, and got knicked at a Black Sabbath concert. Of course, after seeing The Damned live in 1977 I denied all previous knowledge of said coat, long hair, Dr Schol clogs etc (those last were **** for running away from skinheads in).
     
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    Hippy
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Smelly Hippy actually.
     
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  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    3 posts about me in a row? Sad desperate point-scoring **** <rofl> <rofl>

    I love the fact that your second post is nearly a direct quote from the first google link about the subject.

    Dev is well book-smart <ok>
     
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