How many pairs would you buy?

Stop using Sox as a Weapon

 

If I bought 4 pairs, would that be too dear?! (see what I did there?)

 

Aye you took the same joke as every **** else and doubled it

 

<doe>.

 

Not really, I just said the funny version, as 4 pairs would be 8 socks and deer have 4 legs, so 4pairs/8socks would be two deer, but I cunningly turned it round to, "too dear" meaning the expense and the fact it would be two deer! (see what I did there?)

 

Nice one buddy, like it a lot!

 

Fair enough, i'll let it pass this ime but don't be making a habit of this with your stolen cervidae related punnery.

 

You should hear my hilarious pun type joke about the guy who goes into the fish shop! Oh, how I laughed!

 

Cod Almighty

 

Hahaha that actually just made me laugh! **** knows why, because it was pretty ****e to be honest!

 

There is a time and plaice for this.

I have to get my skates on, can feel a bad haddock coming on.

 

Hake it or Leave it.

 

FFS ER and Dev give me a hake.

And yes, I know I used the same kind of fish as you Dev!

 

no sense getting all CRABbit about it buddy.

 

Yeah, I should really scale back a bit

 

This thread is a Net loss.

 

It dolphinitely is Dev, it scampi happening.

 

I've just looked out my window and it's Piscine down.

 

you may have to roe to safety Dev.

 

Shrake it or leave it.

Wait a minnit. It isny shrake. Shrike? Shark... that's it. Shark.