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Shock horror, Player uses United to get a better contract

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Matth_2014, Mar 30, 2014.

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  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    He may be Bi, both male and female sheep are sexy <laugh>
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Mar 30, 2014
  2. shwan

    shwan Well-Known Member

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    he is among our best 5 players this season <doh>
     
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    shwan, Mar 30, 2014
  3. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    A whore looking for her 5 minutes of fame


    Are you his mum? <laugh>

    He's an arrogant cocky little ****er it's said, not some wilting flower <doh>
     
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  4. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    That kind of tells you more about him than anything else, wouldn't you say? No. No, of course you wouldn't.

    You can get Liverpool glasses? Sweet as f*ck! Getting some!

    <party>
     
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    CCC, Mar 30, 2014
  5. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    You seem to hate women though, especially ones that have had utd players inside them
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Mar 30, 2014
  6. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    Fair play
     
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    theevilreddevil, Mar 30, 2014
  7. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Pot kettle black, Sturridge comes to mind.
     
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    Matth_2014, Mar 30, 2014
  8. Star of David Bardsley

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    You seem to talk entirely in cliches.
     
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  9. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Are you calling Sturridge black? Steady, Matt. If you'd said that in Spanish, that would be well racist! :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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  10. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Phil Neville would have got in your top 5 this season <doh>
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Mar 30, 2014

  11. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    Are you admitting to be a woman?
     
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    ValleyGraduate12, Mar 30, 2014
  12. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    Pffft, who gives a f**k. If the worst that happened to me after I shagged some lass is that she runs to the papers id be happy as larry. Mine always run to the police.
     
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  13. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Matt is most definitely a red blooded male :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Mar 30, 2014
  14. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    No i wasn't i was calling Sisu a hypocrite.
     
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  15. CCC

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    That's because you're hanging around High Schools with bottle of Stella! I'd have thought the son of God would know better ... High School girls prefer alcopops! <laugh>

    Oh, ok, I get it. My bad.

    With my post, I was just trying to get a stealth Suarez joke in. <laugh>
     
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    CCC, Mar 30, 2014
  16. Super G Ted'inho

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    Maybe its true. Sterling has seventeen kids don't you know?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Mar 31, 2014
  17. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Allegedly.
     
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    Matth_2014, Mar 31, 2014
  18. crocarno

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    Is he involved too? And anyway, Gael plays for City
     
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    crocarno, Mar 31, 2014
  19. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    That was my point Matth, sterling has one kid (that he knows about <laugh>) so the story was bollox. It happens to all players at the bigger clubs, Man Utd and Japseye aren't getting special treatment. Doesn't make it right though.
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Mar 31, 2014
  20. goonercymraeg

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    I think it's disgusting that Matth is whoring himself on the Chelsea board
     
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    goonercymraeg, Mar 31, 2014
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