1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Do any of you guys

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Jun 19, 2011.

  1. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    19,851
    Likes Received:
    114
    I think it should be compulsory for men to sit when peeing. At least that way you won't piss all over the seat <grr>
     
    #21
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    31,025
    Likes Received:
    4,561
    Christ, you'll be telling us it's wrong to **** in the shower next <grr>
     
    #22
  3. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2011
    Messages:
    3,824
    Likes Received:
    4
    or too eat female pubes, whilst they wont eat our cheese
     
    #23
  4. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    19,851
    Likes Received:
    114
    As long as it's picked up and flushed, and not squeezed down the drain, I'm fine with shower ****ting <ok>
     
    #24
  5. Merino's Ballerina Feet

    Merino's Ballerina Feet Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2011
    Messages:
    1,488
    Likes Received:
    883
    Some filthy ****in bastards on here.... Lol!
     
    #25
  6. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    7,507
    Likes Received:
    169
    us women will be plagued by this till the end of time tina. i had to share a bathroom with my two brothers, its a ****ing nightmare.
     
    #26
  7. Bollocks

    Bollocks Member

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2011
    Messages:
    509
    Likes Received:
    0
    Jen, let me ask you something.

    Would you prefer to enter the bathroom and have the seat up but unpissed on, or down but pissed on.

    Personally, I always lift the seat, piss and leave it up. I do not put it back down, but it's clean.

    I get moaned at for this, but I think it's unreasonable to expect us to put it back down. We should have every right to moan about it being left down, as you do for it being up.

    But we don't moan. Because men have more important things to think about than toilet seats.

    Like football and tits.
     
    #27
  8. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2010
    Messages:
    11,328
    Likes Received:
    928
    I used to work in KFC back in the day. When cleaning at the end of the night we used to toss a coin on who get's the womens room.

    The blokes, you got piss on the seat and a bit of dribble on the floor. The women you get ****ty nappies, blood on the seats and in the bins, all sorts of random **** chucked down the toilet plus a scarey amount of piss on the toilet seat.
     
    #28
  9. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    7,507
    Likes Received:
    169
    we leave the toilet lid up in my house. who would actually moan about that??
     
    #29
  10. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    7,507
    Likes Received:
    169
    i can imagine some women are skanky with tampons and what have you, but seriously blokes toilets are rankkkk. the one at my local is a serious health hazard.
     
    #30

  11. Bollocks

    Bollocks Member

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2011
    Messages:
    509
    Likes Received:
    0
    I date really prissy women.
     
    #31
  12. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 20, 2011
    Messages:
    20,966
    Likes Received:
    8,593
    Am intrigued Jen as to what you were doing frequenting the men's toilet in your local?

    Club I went to last night the sink was being used as a urinal.. I didn't bother washing my hands..
     
    #32
  13. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    7,507
    Likes Received:
    169
    you dont have to go in to realise what a state it must be inside. it smells about 10feet away from the door <ok>
     
    #33
  14. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    7,507
    Likes Received:
    169
    your fault then!
     
    #34
  15. Tom_BCFC

    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    9,193
    Likes Received:
    4,885
    What an odd thread this is <laugh>
     
    #35
  16. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 20, 2011
    Messages:
    20,966
    Likes Received:
    8,593
    When on holiday in turkey I had to **** in a proper Turkish toilet.. Which was essentially a hole in the ground with two foot holes either side.. Having never **** standing up before my aim wasn't very good. So I left an enormous beazely on the floor an proudly walked out leaving some poor turk having to clean my **** up..
     
    #36
  17. Bollocks

    Bollocks Member

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2011
    Messages:
    509
    Likes Received:
    0
    I've never been to Turkey, but I think you were probably supposed to crouch...
     
    #37
  18. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 20, 2011
    Messages:
    20,966
    Likes Received:
    8,593
    I was crouching a bit.. Trying to aim my arse over the hole..
     
    #38
  19. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2011
    Messages:
    19,460
    Likes Received:
    9,322
    Jen. Are you talking about the Shamblehurst cuz the guys toilets there are ****ing rank.
     
    #39
  20. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    7,507
    Likes Received:
    169
    nah im barred from there, full of pikeys anyways. talking about the barleycorn, theyre closing for a week during the summer for a refurb so i reckon theyll be replaced then <ok>
     
    #40

Share This Page