The Mrs

Needs to get a ****ing grip. Apparently last night it was too cold for sex!! I was wearing a tshirt in her house it was that warm.

 

<dyke>

 

the trick is not to ask

 

did you have anything else on apart from the t-shirt ?

 

or maybe the t-shirt was the problem?

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officially we live in seperate houses but we spend most of our time at hers. I like having somewhere i can escape to every once in a while so we havent properly moved in together.

 

North Korea ?

 

probably more like this pope

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i occasionally head south to a small island i quite like to visit.

 

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SIDE TITS!!

 

i never knew black guys got a proper armpit fro, seems obvious now i see it but for some some reason i wouldnt have thought that.

ho hum

 

"Chinks" have straight pubes

 

not even a mohican ?

 

prove it

 

oh dear

 

al go with that. is that true? they canny grow beards? <EDGE>

 

it is a fact though that *****ls - and by that I mean the nomadic inhabitants of the step - have no sense of shame.

 

hippos are the only animals that seek vengeance

 

they shouldve cast a hippo in the "deathwish " series ; the acting wouldve been better than charles bronsons.

 

no we're called huns cos nae **** will mess wae us