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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Will not606 still be going then?
     
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  2. Travelsick07

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    That's the question. Hence it's an open ended project.
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I think a little bit of imagery would be good for the Glow. How about a nod to the wonderful Stanley Kubrick and his famous film The Shining?

    I'm thinking Gus Poyet's desperate heed poking through the battered remains of a door with the words 'Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Relegation' emblazed on it.

    It would be our very own Glow poster, there to take the piss out of the mackems. I dare any of you photoshop whizz kids to do the honours! :laugh:
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Jeez that's a lot of wax. I bet your arse will have a warm glow after that.
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I might have known JPF would be involved in the waxing of your arse - his own brand of wax
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Cold outside.
    Warm inside.
    #warmglow.
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    My Glow will go up a notch if Palace can manage to get anything off Chelsea today. That would guarantee the mackems remain in the bottom three regardless of what happens on Monday. Swansea can help the cause by beating Norwich as well. I'm not sure who I want to win between West Brom and Cardiff, that one is a real six-pointer.

    Lets hope the mackems stay rooted in the Brown Stuff.
     
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  9. Beardsley's Shimmy

    Beardsley's Shimmy Well-Known Member

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    Great thread.

    The mongs down the road will insist that, if relegated, they had a great season cos they got to the final of a worthless cup competition.

    Like mushrooms they are forever in our shadow.
     
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  10. Beardsley's Shimmy

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    I'm feeling the glow too.
     
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  11. Beardsley's Shimmy

    Beardsley's Shimmy Well-Known Member

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    This **** needs to be stickied.
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Nice one mate :cheesy: share the Glow :eek:

    The mackems really are the gift that keeps on giving.
     
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  13. Beardsley's Shimmy

    Beardsley's Shimmy Well-Known Member

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    They can't take any wind ups it seems without the toys being thrown out of the pram.
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Absolutely mate, their victories over us and their trip to Wembley have been consumed by their lousy league position. Only they could be in a position where they've beaten their deadly rivals three times and reached a cup final and yet now have nothing to look forward to but relegation six-pointers and the threat of dropping into the Championship. The mood is changing and I think the Warm Glow thread reflects this.....we've had an awful lot of humble pie to eat but the tides are turning and it's us who are laughing now.

    Funny old game, football, isn't it? :laugh:
     
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  15. Beardsley's Shimmy

    Beardsley's Shimmy Well-Known Member

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    At the end of the day they always are and always will be the second team in the North East.
    Their bitterness is just a bi-product of this.
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Absolutely. I don't think they like the fact that we've got a bit of swagger about us as well. Jealous twats.
     
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  17. Frank_Pingel_Legend

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    It goes way beyond football as well. Just mention "regional financing" to a Mackem and watch his face turn redder than Fergie's after a dodgy refereeing decision.

    Sunderland - a land cast adrift or asunder. No wonder they're bitter.
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Aye, one mention of Eldon Square is normally enough to get them beelin'.
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    To be fair the Mackems could well have a warm glow of their own next season - it's usually quite sunny down in Brighton & Bournemouth.
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    :laugh:
    And Yeovil as well (cheesy chips down Yeovil way). You can't have the mackems and Brighton in the same sentence though without thinking of Poyet and the log.
     
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