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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EDGE., Mar 26, 2014.

  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Few midweek shandies Pud?
     
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    Yeah people like yourself and ER play the game - take it and dish it back. I must admit I do think it goes too far sometimes (not actually getting at you or ER here by the way as if I did get challeneged to name some excessive examples you wouldn't be there) but then I'm culpable as well.
     
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    <laugh>




    Red wine...

    I'm getting all maudling
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    I never dish it out but am always on the end of bile.

    Granted I've had the odd meltdown but in general I take it well.

    I don't agree with the personal ****e either btw. No need for it.
     
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    Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a ****. You're a **** now, and you've always been a ****. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger ****. Maybe have some more **** kids.
    Harry: [furious] Leave my kids ****ing out of it! What have they done? You ****ing retract that bit about my **** ****ing kids!
    Ken: I retract that bit about your **** ****ing kids.
    Harry: Insult my ****ing kids? That's going overboard, mate!
    Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?
     
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    We all love yah really Bealey <ok>
     
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    Thanks Dan, I just need to be told that time to time <ok>
     
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    I never hear it but i think that's mainly because woodland animals don't tend to speak English.
     
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    Eirik: I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.
    Harry: Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault.
    Eirik: What?
    Harry: I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a ****, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the **** up.
    Yuri: Eirek - I really wouldn't respond.
    Eirik: I thought you wanted the guy dead?
    Harry: I do want the guy dead, I want him ****ing crucified but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?

    <laugh>
     
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    Ben Kingsley is class. <laugh>
     
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    Natalie: [Harry gets angry and is destroying the phone, his wife approach him, saying:] Harry. Harry! It's a inanimate ****ing object!
    Harry: [to wife] You're an inanimate ****in' object!
     
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    've got four grams on me and one gram in me which is why me heart is going like the clappers, as is I'm about to have a heart attack. So if I collapse any minute now please remember to tell the doctors that it might have something to do with the coke.
     
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    Don: Shut up, ****. You louse. You got some ****in' neck ain't you. Retired? **** off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a ****ing suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like ****ing Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?[He gut-punches Gal]
    Don: What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and **** off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, **** off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're ****ing trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no
     
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    Don: Yeah, that's what I said. There's me putting my bag up in the cupboard next thing ya know, I feel hands on me. Someone's touched me, touched my front... my front bottom. I can't believe it, I've gone all cold. I look around, he standing there isn't he? That steward with the guilty look on his face. I was shocked, I didn't know what to say. I had to sit down, I was that perturbed. Then his mate, the other one who was giving us all lessons on what we do if we land in the sea. How to wear your life jacket etc; He starts off, he starts looking at my all funny... suggestive. Now I don't know if they're wanting me for a twosome or something, I don't know how they work it. But I'll tell you what, it scared me. I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a cigarette to calm me nerves. I was trembling, I was very emotional and that when all the rest of it happened. It's very regrettable. Now, I don't want to kick up a fuss, right, press charges... contact the British embassy. I'd rather not pursue those chanells, that's not my style. I'm not that sort of a bloke. I don't want to lose the man his job. Man's got to eat. And I'm sure he's not representive of all you Spanish people. But I would appreciate it if you had a word with him, let him know he's been rumbled. The one with the ginger hair.
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    Don: I ****ed Jackie. Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman who'd want to do that
     
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    Can we stop the tedious jokes and get back to insulting Beale please?

    <cheers>
     
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    the only time I get personal is in response, namely st and toby. they deserve it back. as you say dan "if you cant take it".
     
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    ^^^^

    I'm the reason he's getting divorced.

    <****edhiswifebehindhisback>
     
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    your mum croaked it after I splashed her coupon with man fat.

    said she was disappointed to have a ****ter for a son.
     
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    Your wife screamed when I first entered her. Said it was the first time she'd had a cock longer than 4 inches.
     
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