In the words of the song mate - I aint very handsome, I aint very rich, I can bring any woman to tears, I`ve got a tongue, that`s seven inches long, and I`ve learned to breathe through me ears. Go for it Billy lad.
hahahahahahahahahahaha havnt heard that in years i thought it was do you **** on first dates, but it aint, which one is it again?
It`s a Kevin Bloody Wilson song. Done some brilliant stuff, Santa Claus you ****, stick that f**king phone up your f**king arse, etc. Plenty more. Musical obscenities, superb. So many of them I can`t remember which one the quote is from. Have to get back to you on that one. The song I think says 10 inches long but I adapted it to suit the occasion. (poetic license).
A belated Happy Birthday Billy. Thought I had already posted but cannot find it now have a good un and a few of these
its called ten inches long but has been deleted from youtube lyrics Now I don't own a mantion, just an old caravan, That's been 'round Australia, four times, And I'm not all that handsome, and I burn, I don't tan, And I'd rather drink beer, than drink wine, I don't play much sport, except for snooker, and darts, And I worry, 'bout losin' me hair, But I've got a tongue, that's ten inches long, And I've learned to breathe, through me ears. I'm not all that tall, I've got no class at all, But I can make, almost any girl swoon, I can't fight for ****, in fact I cry, if I'm hit, But I can lick, any ****, in the room, I buy all me gear, from St. Vincent to Paul, I'm not trendy, but I don't really care, 'Cause I've got a tongue, that's ten inches long, And I've learned to breathe, through me ears. I was born with **** all, and I'll die just as poor, Still the sheilas, keep hangin', around, They giggle, and the riggle, and they sigh and they moan, As I just sit there, just lickin' me brow, I don't need much bread, but I'm always well fed, Though I haven't worked now, in years, 'Cause I've got a tongue, that's ten inches long, And I've learned to breathe, through me ears. Yes I've got a tongue, hehehehe, that's ten inches long, And I've learned to breathe, through me ears.
Hi ya yer auld twat, happy birthday, sorry im late with it but just come in pissed, have a lady with me that wants to send you a pic but i told her shes 15 stone too light. nivver mind, hope you get ya birthday screw with a bit of what you fancy, all the best marra have a good one, only good stuff comes in little bundles, except for your lambton worm tongue, xxxxxxxxxxxx from this lass, she saying hartig geflicerteered=many happy returns
