Bristol

So looks like I am off to Bristol for my new job. I know there is an old bridge there but is there anything else to it? Ive been told it is comparable with Dundee.

Not sure if we have any Bristol twats on here

 

Its a nice city ER, once you get past the accent.

Quite a distance from Aberdeen, you told the wean yet?

 

Nah, it's mostly just the bridge, and that bird from Little Britain.

 

And sherry.

 

And ***** ****s I believe.

 

You can become a new age traveller,drink cider and get a dog on a string.

 

How likely do we think that is?

 

Is that where The Wurzles hail from?

 

Who told you my lifeplan?

 

ER will become a Druid every June.

 

Funny you should say that. Another of my nicknames.

 

Druid,explain?

 

His name is drew...

Drew peacock

 

My name is Drew.

 

Gas and his missus will get you into the Bristol Swingers Club if you ask nicely.

 

We don't take in old senile impotent ****s.

Sorry ER

 

good luck top town go and watch bristol rovers known as the gas! also see bath really good place visit bristol i say prob best town in the uk shame about the footy though!

 

what about your 11th wife you ****in cock. she took you in.

 

Well ER looks as if your vote in the referendum is about as valuable as a Rangers share.