Rival Watch™ 2013/2014

Is it me or is this an incredibly/unusually high camera angle for the Saints vs Spuds game?

 

Hahaha, Sherwood's back in the dugout now... fuming

 

That was a shocking 'fall' from Benteke.

 

All Spurs home games are like that

 

Arsenal to ask the for a few more hours in bed before games.

“It looks like we are going to have to apply to the FA to not play at 12.45 away. That would help us a lot."


http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsenals-per-mertesacker-blames-early-3275997

 

Normally only watch us on the highlights, plus sometimes top four sides, so wouldn't know.

 

Messi with another hattrick in a 3-4 win over Real!

Two hatricks in a row for him I think!

Amazing.

 

Top top top forwards don't pad their stats with penalties

#suarezthepure

 

True.

Imagine if he had taken Gerrard's penalties!

He'd have score 104 goals this season

 

Messi contributed little, iniesta was Barclays main man I thought.

You could add 8 to Suarez stats if Gerrard did give up the eons think on that one 36 from 25 games?

 

Sherwood is saying that the Spurs comeback was brilliant! Now I know we often see different things when watching the same game but to me I saw 2 teams score the first 4 goals on the back of horrendous defensive mistakes. I then saw a Saints side go into its shell which left a moribund Spurs attack more space in which to go through the motions of attacking. Even in injury time they were going through the motions until they got very lucky.

Sorry Sherwood if that was "Brilliant" then your standards are as low as your teams true performance.

 

#sherwoodforlife

 

Wish he'd get a shave.

 

Why do Mancs keep complaining that if Moyes is given money in the transfer window he'll just buy players like Coleman?

Coleman is too good for the Mancs and would be a great buy for them.

Coleman would be Man Utd's 2nd best player this season, though obviously ignoring the fact that Moyes and Man Utd teammates would have pulled down his performances.

 

Is this the most hilarious post ever - [about Terry lifting the euro cup]

Bodanki -

''So if he hadnt worn shin pads, he couldnt have collected the trophy.'' - http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/164868-Rival-watch-and-other-teams/page62

 

You're wasting your time talking to the plastic flag brigade jb, matth makes more sense than them.

 

Jesus he was asked to wear his kit to collect the trophy!
Why is this so hard for you to understand?
Why would he say no and risk being excluded from collecting the trophy, for the sake of wearing a Chelsea kit and some shin pads?! Really dont see why its funny, or how the f**k I am a plastic

 

Yeh you're right. Still funny though.

 

I heard bears are in fashion this week

#upsidedownhead

 

Humour by-pass???