How The **** Can This Happen?

I dunno. Fine them more, I say.

 

^^^^ check oot Mr Travels First Class

 

People who knew him said he suffered from depression and rarely, if ever, left home, preferring to lead a sedentary life playing computer games.

Nah, no really. Probably posted on here though. Going by his weight I would imagine he was a hun.

 

And he was a thief ergo a hun

 

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I smoke as well but I'm glad they have banned it from places.

Smoking on buses and in restaurants ffs!!

The only drawback is when you go to the pub and all you can smell is stale beer, pish and farts.

 

I like playing Dominos

 

And then go back through it with their food.

"I didn't want smoked salmon "

 

It's horrible - and BO as well

 

I didn't.

Fat ****s.

 

Try having a shower before you go out.

 

aye, that as well. and wummins honking perfume, guaranteed to make you wretch.

oh and ****e from the bogs.

in fact bring back smoking.

 

bit rich coming from some veggie minker in the central belt.

 

Yep - much less likely to give people the boak than some of the other stuff described.

 

... and sort out that colostomy bag

 

**** off ya ****in ****ed up old ****.

 

^^^ uberbeel

 

Fat ****, no loss.

 

Can blaze away in pubs here

 

No I would imagine he probably supported that club whose fans can't recognise fruit.