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How The **** Can This Happen?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Mar 24, 2014.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.c...s-cut-house-to-remove-66-stone-body-1-3351318


    I mean whit? 22 years old and 66 stone!
     
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  2. Patience

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    Last year, the **** stole a credit card and bought 120 quid worth of Dominos <rofl>
     
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  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    RIP Pudding<peacedove>
     
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  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <yikes> ****, aye, is Pud alright? Has anyone heard from him!?
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    If it was one of those pizzas that killed him he definitely deserves mention in this year's Darwin Awards
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    It is no doubt a contributing factor.

    Who the **** could eat that much pizza? If I get a dominos it does me that night and the next lunchtime.
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Who the **** would want to eat that much,I might have a pizza a few times a year.
     
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    Even the thought of it makes me feel quite sick. Anyway, this is one in the eye for the anti smoking lobby - if he'd been on the ***s he would never have got to that weight.......
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Speaking of which this week sees the tenth anniversary of the smoking ban over here and this is their new plan:

    Ban on smoking in private vehicles

    Irish anti-smoking campaigners and scientists are urging the government to introduce such a ban. In July 2011 the Minister for Health revealed that he was considering a ban where children are present in the car.
    The Senator and Oncologist John Crown has put bill before parliament to ban smoking in a car with children


    I agree with this,jaysus we've come a long way since smoking on the tube,buses,planes etc
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    When I lived in Ayrshire we used to have single decker buses where you could smoke at the back but not down the front. Erm, smoke drifts you know?
     
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    Yes we're getting that law here too. I must admit I can't help but think it's right. Even as a smoker I still hae memories of being unable to see through a haze of nicotine fog at family parties and stuff. When you think about it now it's probably almost tantamount to child abuse.
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Fattys parents should take a lot of the blame here.
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Didn't Wetherspoons used to have a non-smoking area before bans,similar thing.
     
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    Yes they did <laugh> the best is airports and train stations. They designate areas outside where you can have a smoke and if you don't stick to those specific areas you can get nicked.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Smoking rooms at airports and places of business were my favourite. Ye had to cut yer way in with a machete the smoke was so thick. In fact, ye didny need to bring yer ain ***s - just stand in the room and breathe.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I am of the opinion that the parents of obese children should be fined. At least that way they would be contributing to the cost on the NHS of looking after the fat wee ****s.
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It was the same with the smoking carriage on the trains. I always felt sorry for the poor bastards who didn't smoke but had to go through the smoking carriage to get to the food/takeaway carriage.
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

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    Has that not happened already under cruelty to children or some such,feeding them crap etc
     
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    Cracking effort from the lad with those pizzas. He died happy.
     
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