Big Laff fired his phone number into Mrs E's hand bag a few years back. He bought her a voddie and told her she was beautiful Shes so ****in gullable
**** sake Nev whit's wrang wae you man? She is ****ing stunning! Too good lookin for that big drink a wattar.
Well he certainly got her all slippy. McGregor was firing into her as well, we were at the Rangers Charity Foundation ball at the Hilton and all the Rangers players were there, McGregor was hammered and was acting like a prick, DeBeasley was scooped too. Me and her turned up late, and got the final room available, ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Â âââ‰â¢ÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬à ¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Â¦ÃâáÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã400 for the night Top floor views though were nice.
a said she was nice but if u go onto the sun website and look at the pic of her from the side she has nae arse. a like a juicy arse
Shes ****in hacket Oh well, at least the laffbot is giving her some prod rod! And if ye cannae **** the pope, **** his people, that's my motto (my wifes a tim too)
She is an absoloute babe, no matter which foot she kicks with. If she was lying prone and beggin for it i dont think i would be asking her religious beliefs. The cleansing wagon couldnt pull me aff her.
Another wee slapper going out with a footballer just because he has money. There can be no other reason because Lurch is one ugly gimp.
Facially, I think the big mans a decent looking ****. I see Kenny Miller driving about Bishopbriggs and his missus is a babe too, and he looks like someone has drawn a face on an Orange balloon. My neighbours mate rode Keeny's wife a few years back when she was mad with the ching, and she was talking about topping herself, and then she married into money and turned into a wee babe.
she'd get pumped she did the pedal for scotland and the bike hire guy was going to stick her bike seat on ebay
