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The Christian Thread of Lengths and Gapes

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!

    Homer Simpson series 4 episode 3
     
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    "For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord. "Plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."

    Jeremiah 29:11
     
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    "The mountains may disappear, and the hills may come to an end, but my love will never disappear; my promise of peace will not come to an end," says the Lord who shows mercy to you.

    Isaiah 54:10
     
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    A friend loves you all the time, and a brother is born for a time of adversity.

    Proverbs 17:17
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

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    No man is an island ...

    John Donne Meditation XVII
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

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    "I am a rock, I am an island"

    Paul and Art - the contradictarians
     
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  7. gas

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    But those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.

    Isaiah 40:31
     
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    On a dark desert highway, I saw a shimmering light, my head grew heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night.

    Eagles
     
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  9. gas

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    A hot-tempered man stirs up conflict, but a patient man calms a quarrel.

    Proverbs 15:18
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

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    Bloody dangerous those Quarrels ... long pointy teeth and scratchy claws ... don't be fooled by those big soft eyes and bushy tails ...
     
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  12. gas

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    All Scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness.

    2 Timothy 3:16
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Nice title change Jip <applause> <laugh>
     
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  14. gas

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    Jip will burn in hell.
     
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  15. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Er, yeah, but it's not a religion, is it?

    I have a belief that my horse will win the 3.30 at Haydock but it doesn't make that a religion either...
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Quite right. People do confuse belief and religion. The former is inherent, the latter is organised twats in funny costumes telling ye what the former is.
     
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