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I can't wait to w**k on April 1st.... (Champions league)

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Mar 21, 2014.

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  1. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    They said this last time when an equally awful Chelsea were supposed to receive a spanking.

    Imagine how disappointed John Terry was when it didnt materialise.

    BTW, we'll be lucky to keep it below 4 over 2 legs but its good to know Moyes has watched plenty of CL football....

    Moyes 21/3/14
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    His wife posts on our forum, we'll be able to find out all we know from her.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Well maybe you should stop pretending to be an American teenage girl then.

    The local team one was a goodun though never heard that before.
     
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  4. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    That's what she said.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Chomp chomp!
    Tash has only been back 5 mins and he's pocketed his first Mackem.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Good to see you back bitch.
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Does Gurlzilla know that?
     
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  8. Frank_Pingel_Legend

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    Mate, I'd support Adolf Hitler's select XI if they were playing the most obnoxious club ever to befoul our fair soil.
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Who ze **** are Man United?
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    Moyles Marvels.
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Aye, watching that lot fall from grace has given me a kind of warm glow as well.
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    it's akin to Superman finding his cryptonite
     
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  13. East Stand Heckler

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    Man Utd are a spent force imho.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You got plenty of supplies Tash?
     
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  15. Hugh Briss

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    This.

    I must say that I find it strange that there is anyone who thinks it's fair game to 'mock' any club that appears in the Quarter-Finals of the Champions League!

    We don't even get close to qualifying <doh>
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    To be fair the thread title does clearly state that he can't wait. So I assumed he was giving out an imminent flood warning.
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    Rivers of Jizz.
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    With Tash's splurge gun fully loaded, a severe jizzard is predicted.
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    Wasn't there a film where a river of slime engulfed a whole area?
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    How did this **** work out for you mate?

    We were humbled in the first half, schooled by the best team on the planet, barely allowed to touch the ball in our own stadium but stood firm, didn't concede and had a soft disallowed goal.

    I expect we'll be turned over at the Allianz, they're a better team than we are. Just like Southampton are a much better team than you are.
     
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