Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Good luck with the dentist

Can I come for some beers, could right sink a few right now and we'll pull some nice young ladies

Nothing much happening on here, was nice to get on after Sunday

 

Russell Brand on MOTD tom night for Sport Relief

Will be odd us playing at 3 on a Saturday!

 

Old school

 

is the best

 

by far

 

Bloody lethal.

Look what it did to this poor bloke.

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I think we'd have a good laugh. Gerrez can go to the bar to get the drinks. Bluff can use his accent to attract the birds.

 

Can I come and flirt with the girls, everyone knows hot chicks love being chatted up by hot lesbos and then they'd wear your johnthomas to a nub with pure randy ness




Just sayin.........

 

We all have to go on the piss should we win the league!

 

I'd flirt with you.

#Iwould

 

That's yet problem... Always after the one you can't have.

#sticktofatbirds

 

Been wanting to take the two eldest swimming for ages but at £3 each for them plus £5 for me and the mrs (not married) I cant justify the spend. No point in going once a month, needs to be once a week at least, thats £64pcm!!!

 

25 so far from matth

A quick calculation ...... he can probably post 200 a week ....

..... for starters

EDIT: 200 a day!!!

 

He only went for a paddle and he got sellafielditus

 

Good evening.

 

Whats good about it?

 

Have you caught Sainteitus?


Leisure centre costs are high and its annoying


When I played squash use to annoy me then

 

We'd use your chest for that David

 

Was in a certain high street chemists today on me lunch break and some tart has decided to spray me with the latest and greatest mens' cologne, its vile and I can still reek it now even after trying to wash it off with soap and then shower gel. Send help.

 

Mega mixed grills all round then