The ©unt's Back!

hopefully the operation has gone well and he is in recovery.

 

I agree... and I hope for his sake they didn't have to amputate the hammer head and replace it with a 3d printed model of Yoda.

Nothing puts the ladies off like having Yoda in your crotch.

 

Mrs Yoda, disagree with you she might.

 

Won't somebody please think of his reporter mate!

 

.......................................................Ok, I've thought of him.

Now what?

 

Did you clean up after yourself?

 

Not sure this is going to help his convalescence

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kelly-brook-boyfriend-david-mcintosh-3234547

 

I get the feeling if you'd visited him in that state he'd have a big "MUFC" drawn on his cast.....and probably a pair of boobs too

 

Where are you Zingy?.??

 

Just spoke to RHC he seems in good spirits and his op went well.

He got given a get well card from his reporter mate but it turned out to be from Brendan so he's made up with that.

His reporter mate is a Manc fan and Rodgers saw him a couple of days after the game and called him over and said 'sorry for ripping your team a new one on the weekend'.

His stairmaster will be installed next week and home help is being arranged so he should be back soon.

 

Stair master? Like a lift? to use when pissed?

 

Can't believe I haven't seen this thread!

Get well soon, RHC.

You'll no doubt have a lot of time to kill and can read back what all these batards have said about you. I in no way speculated about how your accident occured. Admittedly, I thought you might have been distracted by a snail orgy at the top of your stairs and then drop kicked from behind by a ninja badger called Dave*.

*That's what all ninja badgers are called!

 

I am going to put up a "wanted" poster.

 

Good to hear

Tell him get that ****ing laptop sorted

 

I think its about time this was stickied. Any objections?

 

Go for it, if it makes the stupid old twonk feel any better its worth stickying.

 

Yeah, sticky it for the nasty twat

 

We need less stickied threads, not more!

 

Tell RHC that if he posts some pics of his (allegedly) damn fine daughters then Gerrez will sticky the thread ... and if he doesn't #zingywould #messymonitorkleenexcleanupjob