My own personal favourite has to be Spurs' fans to Robin Van Persie shortly after he was accused of raping someone,to the tune of Craig David's Rewind..... Van Per-sie.... when the girl says no,molest her!!!
There's only one Davey Jones, With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile Davey Jones is a f*cking ****phile
Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand, and you'll never get a job, you'll never get a job! And Drink a drink to Eric the King And of course Jip Jaap Stam
Drive drive drive yer car, Gently round the town, If you see a scruffy ****, mow the ****er down Sand to the residents of the Dogdale slum This is how it feels to be Yorkshire, This is how it feels to be sad, This is how it feels when yer sisters shagging yer dad... Sadly got nicked of us by Man Yoooooooo
I have to say there's twon songs I cant get out of my head the Samir Nasri one to 'Baby Give It Up' and sadly Celtic's Just can't get enough' but for humour Blackpool fans trying to intimidate Millwall fans with 'Your gonna get your ****ing rectums done' irony of Blackpool being voted the Best Gay night out.
One Yorkshire ripper, There's only one Yorkshire ripper One Yorkshire ripper... My personal faveroute is from Carlisle away this Season, a Carlisle 'casual' around 45+ with very few teeth and plenty of bruises was right next to the away end, shouting at our fans, the which our 'lads' responded with Smack head, shut yer mouth, Smack head, Smack head, Shut yer mouth The timing was excellent, I nearly pissed mesel.
Wenger accused Stoke of being a rugby team so when we were 3-1 up at home this season it was good to sing..... 3-1 to the rugby team... 3-1 to the rugby team......... 3-1 to the rugby team
Away to Southampton, 4-1 down an excellent chorus of, "It's just the same score as Pompey!" is bellowed out by the Walsall fans, due to Southampton losing 4-1 to their bitter rivals a few weeks before. The reaction from the Saints fans to our left was priceless. Riled much.
Preferred that one you told me on chat about Man City. "Blue moon You nicked your song from Crewe You stole your dance off the Poles You bunch of ****ing arseholes" Bravo Stoke fans.
i was to your left and i wasnt riled. hard to be angry when you are 4-1 up. what the final score again? 5-1. excellent
i know this is a little off topic and you would have to understand scottish slang dialect but was on real radio a while back. people were talking about daft things they;d heard at the football. the first one is easy to understand. rangers playing aberdeen where hans gilghaus of aberdeen commited a foul in front of the rangers fans and a guy ran down from way above and by tiime he got there couldn't think of a thing to say and said haw gilhaus your cheese is ****e, apparently in rangers fans folklore the other one was at celtic park and this is the glasgow dialect thing. we had silgned an italian called enrico annoni and he hadn't had the greatest of seasons as had the team as we were rolled over quite often the board went up for the substitutions and he was coming on and a guy shouted aw naw "here'sannoniannawnoo" if you understand the dialect it's genuinely laugh out loud
Pfff I enjoyed the day out beautiful. We wasn't going down or going to mount a Play-off push so yeah.... Nevertheless we got teared a new ****ing arsehole that day.
