Just be browsing Newsnow and according to The Ugly Inside Saints have alledgedly warned the Premier league that they may not be able to put out a side for the 2014/15 season. I can't copy and paste at work so if someone could do that for me I would be grateful
It's a joke* about how our whole team is signing for Man U/C/Arsenal/Chelsea etc. *humour not guaranteed
I've nicked that. It'll grab a few. Edit... Quality piece of writing that. Can one of you pass on our compliments to the author? http://www.not606.com/Hull City
I'm so thick when I start work at Stupid o clock. I just thought it meant shipping out all the dead wood but now I am laughing at myself. WHAT A D*CKHEAD
Dicky ticker guys...just remember my dodgy heart. Have to say that I didn't believe that for a nanosecond.
The annoying this is that I did not believe it. I thought what is this crap. Like I said earlier i thought it was getting rid of the dead wood and not having a full squad. Let my embarresment be a lesson to you all THINK BEFORE YOU POST.
If you had no real players, it would still be financially better to field a bunch of kids, finish bottom and take the parachute payments. Failing to complete your fixtures would cause harsh punishments that would make no financial sense. Fortunately, this wasn't true anyway
I bet there are a few of our first teamers whose nose is being put out of joint because they haven't featured as being on someone elses shopping list!
As a subscriber to Private Eye and the Newsthump site, I recognised the style immediately. I love that kind of satire. Those who do not know Newsthump should definitely check it out.
More likely a GlockenSwaneewhistle if the Clangers are involved, surely? Apologies to all under 40 yrs old who have no clue what I am on about. Google the Clangers whilst you are checking out Newsthump.
