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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Chappaz, Jun 18, 2011.

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  1. Sanchin0

    Sanchin0 Active Member

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    Oh, HMT I found out that your ''sources'' are very reliable on twitter. N'Zogbia to nufc for 10m? Bang & that will be tomo's exclusive in the papers. <whistle>
     
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    Sanchin0, Jun 18, 2011
  2. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    When he's in WH Smith's <laugh>
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Jun 18, 2011
  3. Heavy Metal Toon

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    :D
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    NOTW.

    Our roving reporter has found out from a source very close to the club that NUFC will be signing Charles N'Zogbia for £10m.
     
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  5. Donkey Toon

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    You can imagine the advertising poster. A big picture of Tash holding a book with the words;

    "Buy this book you ****ing cheapskate fat ****ing ****s! Its better than ****ing War & Peace and ****ing Pride & ****ing Prejudice put together!!!! ****ers!!!!!"
     
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  6. Chappaz

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    Anyway yeah, you guys can use this thread for whatever you all like now the forums' resident helmet knows about his PM quota.

    Flame him, lock it, talk about ****, anything y'all like.

    Fat ****s*
     
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    Chappaz, Jun 18, 2011
  7. Beatski

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    NOBODY CARES, nobody cares. nobody cares nobody cares nobody cares, nobody cares nobody cares nobody cares. nobody cares. nobody cares.
    (to this tune)
     
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    Beatski, Jun 18, 2011
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    This forum wouldn't be the same without Tash
     
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    Snorlax, Jun 18, 2011
  9. Chappaz

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    Very true. It would be much, much better.
     
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  10. GrumpyTooth

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    hahaha wey aye
     
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    "I had mashed potato and cabbage" was an instace of this, some old fella obviously very happy with his dinner, didn't catch what else he'd been feasting on.
     
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    BenniArfa, Jun 18, 2011
  12. Heavy Metal Toon

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    It would be much better with less obese bastards like you fattening up the board!!

    Fat ****
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Jun 18, 2011
  13. I want curly hair too

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    This is much better than the movie I just watched <laugh>
     
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    I want curly hair too, Jun 18, 2011
  14. Chappaz

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    I'm as lean as a prime fillet you cheeky little mong.
     
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  15. Sanchin0

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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Actually that would be a great name for the book. Bound to be a best seller with a title like that. <ok>
     
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  17. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    A perfect demonstration of Chappaz trying to get through to Tash. :D
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Jun 18, 2011
  19. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    hahaha brilliant! Career change into publishing is on the cards for you...
     
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  20. beardface

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    <laugh> Tash making up bollocks on his twitter. Could be funny.
     
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    beardface, Jun 18, 2011
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