What Would You Do With It All?

The first thing I would do is to have a new shower installed like the one in the Bond film - Dr No I think - where you go along on a conveyer belt through the showers then through a blow dry contraption and into a fluffy towel.

Ursula Andress as shower companion is an optional extra for the deluxe edition

 

I wouldn't call a 78 year-old woman 'deluxe'.

 

No us Gilf enthusiasts call them Vintage.

 

We can run a franchise

 

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Mick wrecked the site when he discovered Alpecin shampoo doesn't actually make your hair grow back.

 

I didn`t even try to post a photo so ha ha ...<i simply put 3 ...as a protest>

 

It's an obscene amount of money. It's utterly pontless having lottery prizes this grotesquely huge , it would better to create 108 millionaires than making one lucky **** stupidly rich.

I find it nauseating in all honesty, that's why I don't buy Lottery tickets.

 

I agree. I find it unfair that one week you can have say five winners sharing a £4m jackpot (800k each) then the next week there's only one winner and they pocket the whole £4m to them self.

I don't play it mind you.

 

It's a tax on foolishness, like Horseracing and Roulette.

 

Aye, you never see a poor bookie. Plenty of skint punters mind.

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It's a bit of a lottery to be honest.

 

I would want to do something to benefit my fellow citizens. The scandal of under resourced hospitals would be one area I would home in on. A top range MRI scanning machine costs about £7m, so a half dozen of those boys would go a long way towards solving the waiting list bottleneck that denies early diagnosis of often treatable conditions.

The annual return from renting them would be £2-3m per machine so I'd have my money back in no time and then sell them off for £20m or so. Gotta think of others.

 

His dad asked him about the begging letters and he said "ah **** it keeping sending them out".