Favourite Tipple?

Stella and cider are ***** ****s drinks.

 

Pub = two pints of heavy then onto hawf and hawfs . Heavy and vodka

Hoose = Vodka .

 

Half and Halfs are for geriatrics who sit alone at bars.

Surprised you and ER don't get along better given how much in common you have.

 

Is that the same as a half and a chaser and if so you're right they are the people you avoid in the pub

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I don't drink a lot of beer . That is how I keep my sylph like figure .

I have nothing in common with ER . I actually know what decade we are in .

 

The very reason I drink them Mick . Who wants ****s like you coming over and slebbering all over them . Keep avoiding mate .

I love it when a plan comes together

 

I don't drink halfs or nips, sorry spastic.

 

To be fair wine doesn't mix well with anything, tobes.

 

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It's bee quite a long time since I fell doon in the street. In the hoose, on the other hand, well....

 

That's the good thing about getting steaming at home,no guilt or witnesses unless you start acting the goat on the computer or phone

 

Bucky and Merrydown is deelish

 

Or battering the wife and weans .

 

^^^^^

Total Jakeball

 

**** ^^^^^^

 

I like a decent pint of bitter now and again but my local only does John Smiths so it has to be lager really.

 

Done that many a time. Wake up in the morning and look at your phone with sheer horror

 

Clammy hands and beads of sweat running down the back

 

covered in ****e and baby oil was it ?

 

Been there, seen it and done it but it does make you feel a bit more sympathetic when you get texts from people at 3AM calling you all the names under the sun. I don't answer if mine rings between midnight and 7 AM as i know it's likely to be a stream of lashed up invective.