Neither would I. Reckons 40 hours community service for personal use, utter bollocks. Like I said, mad man. There is NO SUCH THING as moist white dog ****. You off to see Madness then mate? Got to be worth it. I'm watching the US Open and you can just see they are all half hearted and think they are playing for second. They must have watched/been in the masters surely? He won't **** it up again though, no chance.
No, ridiculously I'm not going. I'm out for dinner & I can't get away from it. I saw them at Finsbury Park back in 92 on their comeback concert (actually, it was their first gig for a decade) & they were fantastic. But Tags, mate. Please don't hate me: Morrissey supported them that day (among others) and, to my ETERNAL shame, I lay at the back of the crowd & didn't even raise my head to watch him. It was before I saw the light & it was the legendary gig where he was hit by an object from the crowd & stormed off - not to be seen again on these shores (as far as I know) for many years. The ****s at NME slaughtered him for waving a union jack - calling him racist - all this just a few years before cool Britannia & brit pop was forced on us. Funnily enough, Stuart Marconie (sp?) is giving a talk in Cockermouth tonight & he was editor of the NME who slaughtered Mozza & sent him stateside. A couple of mates (huge Smiths fans) have gone to watch him. Ironic.
I believe (I may be wrong) that the reason white dog **** is so rare these days is because dogs don't tend to eat bones so much anymore. Bones cause dog **** to be white
He'll have probably changed his tune now. Have you ever read Pies & Prejudice, one of his books? He's not scathing about him in that. Funny book as it goes, a trip though Northern life. Got a good radio show on 6 with Mark Radcliffe. Morrissey has had outspoken views on immigration and Bengally in Platforms off Viva Hate is for some bizarre reason considered a bit non PC. Nothing really racist though, ridiculous to say that too. He cracks on to be uber English and the right on music press try to be, well, right on. Stole Mojo from the library last Sunday for it's Queen is Dead 25 years special. Can't believe it was 25 ****ing years ago.
Conflicting opinion on this, it could be less bones or that chalk used to be in cheap dog food. Ask Foo, he had and argument with a head teacher about this last week and is the man in the know.
Not read his book Tags. He is guilty by association in my eyes, even though he was a champion of The Smiths back in the day. Typical, like you say, of the right on music press. I ****ing despise them. They all write what they think they should, as opposed to the truth & that to me is the worst kind of self-betrayal. Fakes. Plus, they're all failed writers & simply must get across how clever they are & the people who don't understand their meaningless yet oh so profound bullshit are simply gargoyles. 25 years. ****.
Interesting theory on White dog ****... I did give the hound a few bones last summer she had a ham leg bone.. I also did lots of ribs on the barbecue which I gave the bones to her.. Perhaps the bones were responsible for the White ****s in my garden.. Plausible ...
Very. People get their meat from the supermarket nowadays, boneless. Very rarely form the friendly local butcher who gave the bones to dog owners. I think we've cracked it!
I think we may have cacked it indeed... I'm bloody bored.. Feeling the urge to get smashed tonight, though it appears my usual wingman got ****ed up last night an doesn't want leave his sofa..
So am I/do I. Been pottering today, sorting the garage and throwing things away and I now feel a bit at a loose end and bored ****less. I want to go out. My eldest is kipping over the grandparents but not the youngest, not suprising seeing as he never sleeps through but it would have been nice of them to have both so we could go out. Thai green instead and I will just have to plough through loads of beer. All that cider talk on t'other page has got me hankering after a couple of Old Rosy's. Saturday night TV is ****ing dire too.
I feel the need to get twisted!! Though no one does.. My one mate wants to go out but not in town an wants to go somewhere else which would entail driving.. Pointless I just want to talk to some orribles an get ones nuts wet.. ****[email protected]
Unfortunately I've ran out of the bones of murdered hookers so it was brown.. Considering when I emptied my bowels on Friday it was green I'm somewhat relieved ..
Ha ha, you're rotten, Sweats. But we all knew that buddy. Getting picked up in a minute - paella & booze, here I comes...
I'm also home alone. The missus is out on some bloody hen night, and I'm pretty skint till I get paid. Beer and a **** tonight then.
Enjoy your paella chap!! I've found a wingman for the evening an it turns out he had arranged to meet 6 birds.. Glad rags are about to ironed... In preparation for me to crash an burn..
Jeeeeeez the birds my mate was meeting up with are possibly the most brain dead ****s ever .. Reminiscent of the tea lady from acorn antiques.. But less ****able..
Today's poo update: Chocolate sauce.. Never again will I ask the man in the pizza shop to make my hot wings ridiculously hot.. Think I have been poisoned..
