In the expected exodus from OT at the end of the season

In all seriousness, who would we take? The goalie? Mata? (for £20m, perhaps). RVP? No thanks, he's ****ing shot. Rooney? £300k a week? **** off. Jammyjism? Not fit to wipe Sterling's boots. Fellaini? God, no. Wellbeck? £10m to give Studge a rest for CC games.

They're ****. Sorry to be ungracious, especially to UIR who's shown some class on here, but....

They're dreadful.

 

Mata. Wellbeck. Rooney if he drops his wages by a third. De gea as back up. That's it.
Oh Hernandez on a free!

 

Fixed

 

Thanks

 

I'd take Mata and Jones.

Matta as I think he would sort our style, and I think Jones is useful backup for the back 4.

Rooney is obviously good but I wouldn't want him at our club.

De Gea is very good but that would mean omitting Minolet which would be unfair at this time.

RVP is just an arsehole who I wouldn't want anywhere near our club.

 

Rooney if he drops his wages to £60k, at most.

 

He had his chance, and he's a big, clumsy ****er.

 

Agreed, don't see anything in him that would make him a good player. Is he related to fellaini?

 

True, true. He's versatile though, which for back-up would be useful.

That a picture of Henry VII as your avatar?

 

Unlimited funds?

I would buy Rooney as long as his wages were a third of what they are now...


... and make the fat c*nt sit on the bench every week until he's forty.

 

And bring Aspas on ahead of him

 

Erasmus.

But no, not for me. Until this season I rated Smalling better. Wouldn't have him either.

 

Haha that made me laugh!