"I don't care how good you looked for the first 27 minutes, or how much space you created, how many times you sparked an attack and who gives a **** about the assist... On 28 minutes you gave the ball away. I know I was watching. I know because I was counting"
'Just because you got rid of that stupid haircut, doesn't mean you can have your first name on your shirt. It's surname or no name, just like everyone else!'
"Gaston, excellent through ball to Morgan, now don't rest on your laurels, get more involved & stamp your authority on the game"
"I'm sure we've done this caption competition before, There's only so many captions you can make for ... '