preference

what would you prefer some one, A- 'nutting' you or B- SH1TTING on your bathroom floor
just been looking on another board they seem to think there whiter than white

 

Depends on the ferocity of the headbutt and the size of the log. If it was a nut equal to Pardews tickle against a tiny chihauhau sized ****, I'd take the tickle!

 

i dont think the log left on palaces changing room floor was from a chihauhau

 

I'd take the head nuzzle.

 

You don't get white poo any!ore. So how can we be whiter than white? Booyah!

 

A tale of two butts?

 

Deffo the nut.
****ting on a floor is a feral, disgusting and archaic act.

 

I'd have to take the headbutt... I'm actually repulsed by the thought that the little **** known as Smug could be as close as the south of France, never mind the more likely scenario that he's the homeless man who offers to lick my car clean each morning for a fiver...

 

Are you sure it's your car he wants to lick clean for a fiver?

 

keep up the obsession lads, you're doing a great job.

 

I'm totally obsessed Bri. I really am.
It's been ages since I could take the piss so easily on a daily basis.
It's lifting my gloom and giving me a warm glow.
love you.
x

 

Good for you fella

 

another thread about a handball on some ones board?

 

Nope. Just the one active handball thread at the moment.

 

and the team every 1 is talking about on said board?

 

West bromwich Albion? There has been a lot of mention of them recently.

 

So many times he must have heard people say he was a nutter and maybe he got to believe them

 

Sunderland

There's only one Newcastle thread and it's about an on pitch footballing incident. It not a pathetic show of manhood like your op.












is pauljohnhutch just a kid lads? It seems so, if he is I'll be off.

 

Back on track and the important topic at hand. I'd take the head nuzzle from Pards rather than Uruk Hai from Uruguay curling out a Chivito steamer on my floor.

 

In most cases to stick the nut on someone is done in the heat of the moment, to have an Eartha Kitt on someone's floor has been consciously planned and is therefore a disgusting act of deprivation by a being that had no place in humanity.

This is what my neighbour said to me after I took retribution when he failed to return the hammer I loaned him.