Microwaved Cat Burd

Briton Laura Cunliffe, who microwaved her cat for eating her pet goldfish, is sentenced to 14 weeks in prison.

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Is this sentence too harsh or too lenient?

ps Ah wid.

 

Ah widnae, looks like the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz FFS

 

And the sentence is too harsh IMO.

 

The cat or the burd?

 

The fish

 

To be honest, I'd kick her repeatadly in the **** until her ovaries fell oot. That way no spastic kids from the ugly bitch.

 

I don't like cats or fish, so meh.

I wouldn't go anywhere ****ing near her though, she's not even a 15-pinter.

 

I'm sure her pussy will get whats coming when she's banged up with all those butch rug munchers.

 

Her pussy's dead, gas.

 

By pussy I was referring to her ****

 

I know, I only wrote it for a gag.

 

I see.

 

I'd give it a bash, but not when there's a full moon. That said, I could pack a silver bullet and I'd probably be OK.

 

Look at it this way guys, she's no averse to daeing a wee bit o' cooking. Even if it is just shoving something intae the micro.

 

The bird is clearly a loon. However, she clearly ain't as loony as Oscar Pretorius (fired his gun in a busy restaurant, through the sunscreen of his car and finally through his netty door four times into his girlfriend).

And Oscar will get off (far too well connected to do bird).


p.s. ah wid

 

Don't think he will walk.

 

Stick her in a sealed barrel full of broken glass and cat **** and then roll her down a ****-off big hill.

 

I hate cats and she probably takes it up the dunger. So it's a resounding 'aye' from Erik.

 

I hate cats. They do make a very pleasing noise when ye drop kick them over a security gate.

 

Dear Daily Mail

They should Microwave her and see how she likes it.

Angry,
Felixstowe