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Unique Job Opportunity in Sri Lanka - Don't Miss Out

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Baw Claw, Mar 12, 2014.

  1. Baw Claw

    Baw Claw Active Member

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    http://www.anorak.co.uk/390515/stra...ts-after-seeing-gallows-for-first-time.html/?

    <laugh>

    ****ebag.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Funny how country where 70 per cent of the population are Bhuddists they have so much serious crime. I blame the 9.7 per cent of Muslims.
     
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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Surely, even without seeing the gallows, you'd have a fair old idea of the job required. Especially if you'd received "basic training", as for most would-be serial killers, that's torturing small animals and bestiality.

    <joker>
     
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  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    joker hangs dogs up,
    in his dogf**k dungeon,
    jingles his bawbells,
    licks canine face,
    then whips out,
    wide-ended dildo

    <applause> Belters <laugh>
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I don't appreciate Gallows humour.
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Yeah never really found Simon Gallow funny.
     
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  7. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    In Singapore, they execute murderers and rapists by taking them up in a plane and then pushing them out.

    Down on the ground they have spotters in jeeps, using binoculars to pinpoint where the body is going to land. Sometimes the murderer will survive, so they are hunted down and beaten to death, which is not hard when you consider the state they would be in.

    The reason they use the plane is to ensure the maximum amount of terror before the plummeting punishment.
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    That's plane crazy.
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Hmmmm, that Malaysian airliner...................
     
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