happy birthday www

Today is the 25th birthday of the world wide web. Without this no one would be reading this right now, we wouldnt have crossed paths on this site <pity> and we'd still be looking at skin mags instead of being able to look up pregnant black midget lesbians part 4 in a matter of seconds.

happy birthday

 

I hate www. He's a dick

 

Do you like www?

I do

 

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So fast-forward to 2020/2025, reflecting upon the state of technology in the year 2000, wtf is next, 3d tv in every home, virtual ****ing?

The impact on society today, (largely for the good of it, imho) of cabled and wireless networked devices has been colossal.

Now who wants to smell me fanny?

 

very good my bongo playing friend, very good. Credit where credit is due.

 

You always have to bring my ethnic background into it. You can never just pay me a compliment

I even included you in my Multiple Accounts list as I know what it's like to be left out all the time.

 

Are you trying to say the bongos are only for wogs ya racist ****?!

 

The greatest bongo player of all time was a black man. ***** Santamaria.

 

Well seeing as I don't play the bongos (at least to your knowledge) I took if for a racial comment.

Apologies IF that was not your intention.

 

I would never stoop so low my bongo playing friend.