Change 'em.

As a hairy a r s e d bloke, with a huge weapon and a fantastic personality, I live in the belief that if I chatted up gay woman, I could "cure" her. Am I full of s h i t, or is it possible for one of us super studs to bring a carpet licker undone?

 

I'm a lesbian, want to try and straighten me out?

 

You'd be too much of a woman for me.

 

Are you insinuating that, by the way I type, I'm fat?

 

By no means, I'm merely saying that I might not be up to the job.

 

Chicken.

 

And if you were, it wouldn't matter.

 

I knew it.

 

But I didn't say that you were, just that it makes no difference to me.

 

So what you're saying is, you like fat women? I think that should be a whole new article

 

I'm saying love or respect for others should not be built on what they look like, but on what kind of person they are.

 

Only ugly people say that.

 

Not true. Only uncaring, shallow people would put a body before a personality. Of course we all have our limitations, but there is no chance that any of us here are the best looking people in the world, so how would it be if the so called "pretty" people looked down on us?

 

You speak for yourself, ugly.

Did you see the article I put up in your honour

 

Must have missed it.