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"Cannabis is harmless" Don't think so you silly stoner!

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  1. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Read it and weep you drug-induced morons.

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  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    my friend died after smoking a whole packet of marijuana cigarettes <peacedove>
     
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  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    I ate a marijuana once ...

    My legs fell off!
     
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  4. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    My friend bought some marijuanas off an Asian Muslim gang, he rolled some joints and a few hours later, he was being violently sick all over the place. His mum took him up to hospital and the took samples of his vomit, and it turns out that there was 15 different DNA's of semen in his stomach.

    They got the drugs and traced it back to the Muslamic gang, who were ****ing into the "Pot" where they made the marijuanas.

    This is where the phrase pot is derived from...
     
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    EDGE., Mar 11, 2014
  5. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    I thought I could fly after smoking it and jumped out the top window of a ground floor flat!
     
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    Thomas The Cat, Mar 11, 2014
  6. Null

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    I had a similiar experience...

    I thought I was a fly and sat on a dog ****e!
     
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  7. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I snorted a marijuana once and I was high for 23days with blood pouring out of my eyes. Dont do it kids.
     
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    Hash., Mar 11, 2014
  8. Ponders Revisited

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    Conversely, I thought I was a dog ****e and sat under a fly.

    I wasn't stoned, though.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Mar 11, 2014
  9. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I like it.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Mar 11, 2014
  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I gave up smoking marijuana because I was fed up sitting in a room full of *****s struggling to string a coherent sentence together .

    That was just before I joined Not606 .

    oh well at least I'm saving money eh .:emoticon-0108-speec
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Mar 11, 2014

  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Just say no to not smoking Marijuana <ok>
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    Roland and Zammo say no.

    Well one out of two ain't bad.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Mar 11, 2014
  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That's 2/3rds of a Meatloaf song.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Mar 11, 2014
  14. Deleted 1

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    So did Kate and gerry but it did them no good did it?
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

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    I'm quite sure Madeleine will turn up on the Malaysian jet air liner once our creators the aliens have finished their experiments. God willing anyway.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Mar 11, 2014
  16. Mind The Duck

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    This thread made me hungry :-(
     
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    Mind The Duck, Mar 11, 2014
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Cannabis is not harmless.

    But, meh, knock yerselfs oot.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 11, 2014
  18. Big Audio Dynamite

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Big Audio Dynamite, Mar 12, 2014
  19. totsfan

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    course it's bad for you,look at the state of Keith Richards!
     
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    totsfan, Mar 12, 2014
  20. gas

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    I was once a respectable hard working family guy, self employed, lots of friends, close family, a happy and contented lifestyle.

    Then I smoked marijuana.

    I became a Surveyor. <cry>
     
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