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Celtic versus Scotch Mist FC - official matchday thread

Discussion in 'Celtic' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 7, 2014.

  1. Big Audio Dynamite

    Big Audio Dynamite Well-Known Member

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  2. DevAdvocate

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    That was a joke.
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    You're all being ridiculous, Timmies.

    If it was up the other end, it would've counted just the same....

    [video=youtube;nZPre6kyrMw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZPre6kyrMw[/video]

    Fortune had a similar one against an old team that definitely wasn't disallowed also.
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Talking of the weekend's games, did anyone catch Inverness United?

    If they play like that in the LC Final, the sheep will have them destroyed before half time.

    Big Hughes interview afterwards was pretty funny, though, he comes across like a guy who's just woken up on a bus and is being asked questions about people he's forgotten he knows.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

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    I don't know how Yogi got that job, I like the big fella but as a manager he's just not up to snuff.
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    To folk in the Highlands, he sounds like he has the diction of an Oxford professor whilst he sounds like a wookiee to us (if wookiees had the stomach to live in Stirlingshire for any length of time).

    I reckon he got it on the sheer strength of how intelligent sounding he is - Brian Sewell narrowly missed out in the first round of interviews.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    <doh>

    Anyone from the Greater Glasgow area has no recourse to talk about accents. Has to be the most gutteral, ill-educated accent or at least on par with Scouse whereas the Highland accent is considered the clearest of all British accents.
     
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    Precisely.

    Glasgow and West Central Belt in particular - Nasally whinging faced ****s, every one of them. By ra way, but, but, but stoater by ****, by ra way, gallas as **** so it pyoor iz but, but <doh>
     
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    and the gayest ...
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    My maw is Aberdonian. The very first tongue I heard was Doric.

    I was always pretty useful at interpreting farmerspeak if needed.

    Worked with a lassie fae Tain - all bets off - didn't have a ****ing clue what she said.

    Sounded like she was singing in Klingon.
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    Weedgie, poncy Edinburgh, Scouse and Geordie are the absolute worst.

    ****in *****'s by looks, *****'s by accents.
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    *****s by punctuation?
     
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    Worst accent is CockerKnee, or Mockney. ****ing awful sound.
     
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    Let's face it they all sound ****e.
     
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  16. Big Audio Dynamite

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    witsramattawaerawaewetock? :huh:
     
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    2 pens in the first 20 mins tonight, some things never change
     
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