First Time Buyer

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Finally, I've been 'outed'.

 

Comparing Aberdeen to London and Edinburgh is like comparing Branston pickle to caviar ya daft auld fud

 

Life's for living though Mick - the disadvantage of not owning your own house in London is partially offset by the opportunity to live and work in one of the biggest cities in the world. It's all about people having different priorities I guess.

 

Aye, Aberdeen doesn't have as many **** bits as London or Edinburgh.

Bought a car in Colinton on Saturday, could smell Wester Hailes from there.

 

Colinton's nice. Walk up there along the Water of Leith quite often.

 

You tell him Danno . Your caravan does you fine mate ,dint it

 

You bought a car fae a gadgie . Was it's ignition barrel intact ?

 

Aye, it's a nice area actually. I'd never been out there before.

Loads of auld ****ers though.

 

Don't be fooled my Dan's 'an beal bocht',I bet he has a nice summer residence in Kinsale or alongside Graham Norton's summer pad!

 

Naw, I bought a car from Western Alfa Romeo.

No being a jakey weedgie bastard I don't buy my cars from guys with nae teeth who reek of the purple tin.

 

Sounds like it could be paradise for ER especially if there's lots of underage ****s too.

 

I don't have a nice house in Kinsale but my dad does!

 

ER, what's the rent on your bench in Aberdeen like?

 

4 blowjobs and an anal fingering a week...

 

Nice one,lovely spot

 

and I bet you're glad he owns it ... <retirementhome>

 

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What say you Dan

 

His wife will get it all - which is only fair really

 

Not if you bump her off first