The Buffalo Theory (In one episode of Cheers, Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this....) "Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Gentlemen...PLEASE don't shoot the messenger..I haven't even read it yet ! Weekly directive from the persecuted one in exile Brothers and sisters, we have the tyrant quaking. He's on the ropes and is struggling to hold on. Oppression is occurring daily and attempts to silence the people are being carried out with ruthless vigor. Thread closures, deleted posts and behind the scenes collaboration are more rampant now than ever before in our (not606) history. It comes as no surprise to me that this cranking up of pressure coincides with the growing strength of our movement. I predicted that such would occur. Fear not, brave comrades. We are but only a short while away from total victory and it will not be long now before we've wrestled complete control away from the despot and back into the hands of the people. “You can build walls all the way to the sky and I will find a way to fly above them. You can try to pin me down with a hundred thousand arms, but I will find a way to resist. And there are many of us out there, more than you think. People who refuse to stop believing. People who refuse to come to earth. People who love in a world without walls, people who love into hate, into refusal, against hope, and without fear.I love you. Remember. They cannot take it.” ― Lauren Oliver, Delirium Some messages: * My prediction for the Comp is Brum 0-1 Rangers (Morrisson) * Funniest post I've read in months "That fu*king fu*kers fu*ked, innit mate" (Stan) * Tell COL I've a nest in the felt roof of my garage and there's recently hatched chicks in it. Ask him what can I do with them? (Don't know what species they are or owt) 'Til next week, so long my friends!
NOTE Can i say i don't necessarily agree with this message and these are in NO WAY WHATSO-EVER my beliefs with regards to the Mods....But based on our PM's over the last 2 weeks you already know that Nines & Roller, dony you Keep up the good work guys Prob should have read it first
Please take Swards back lads you know it makes sense,He's missing his friends and now you've won a game again its time to forgive and forget and move forward towards the play-offs together. THAT AND WE DON'T WANT HIM THANKS.
I didn't realise this nonsense was out there - all a bit embarrassing. http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/252902-Boycott-of-the-QPR-Board/page2?highlight=Swords Hoopster.
