hahahahaha

imagine ur team played a shoppin trolley at left back n everyone was ragin at its selection, pure blowin about in the wind and it kept making vital interceptions and got motm hahahahaha oh my sides

 

Beale = acworth

 

Danny Fox?

 

hahaha good shout archers i dont know what I was thinking with this atrocious thread.

 

This is a cool thread.

 

Dislike my comment wud ye, ye ****

 

Did the shopping trolley have a gammy wheel?

 

well I keep getting accused of being other people!

 

Imagine a paper bag playing as striker.

 

Or, a paper bag with long hair <samaras>

 

Dimitar Berbatov?

 

What about a motorised lawnmower in midfield? You could rig the controls so it just goes around in a 30 metre circle.

 

Victor Wanyama.

 

You're just being silly now dev.

Unlikely it would ever happen anyway as it would ruin the turf.

 

A giant Ping Pong bat on the wing? You could play 1-2s off it.

 

Not if you set the blades to a high cut

 

This is just getting ludicrous.

 

Only if the lawnmower was armoured

 

Ok how about a guy on a wheeled step ladder at CB?

 

You honestly think that would save the turf?

What you've just described is every groundsman's nightmare.