14 year olds that don't smoke are bent and grow up to be arse-rapers. Let them all smoke then we'll have fewer bum-rapings. That's what happened up the West End last year with that serial graveyard man-raper. Somebody was over-coddled by mummy and sat in a ****ing cotton wool room while his classmates smoked it up. Result: He raped people's arses. Hope you're all happy ya carcinogen-free anus-targetters.
Also, the main argument that is always forgotten, smoking makes you cool. Any damage caused to your health is a small price to pay
Batman's first name was Dan. Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan....Batman.
What main argument is that Toby? You ever thought that it might not be anything to do with being cool but purely the fact that we don't want to live forever like conformists. Yeah, yeah i'm going to die. So f**king what, better than living to the age of 90 waiting to pop my clogs, locked in some old people's home with dementia and pissing your pants as they all controlled together like something out of one flew over the cuckoo's nest albeit it a madhouse. Your real ideal world Toby. My choice out of the two is the cancer sticks thanks, firstly because i enjoy it, secondly just to piss off people like you. Like you say a small price to pay. Whether it be drugs, alcohol or cigarettes, those kids will do what they want to do and more so while authoritarian rules exist. The clones always play the government health card. It's clear demonstration that none of the government health propaganda has worked so now they just wave the big stick instead and try and ban it from all aspects of life. Every time someone turns a key in their car they are a threat to human life but do you ban driving of course you don't but half the idiots you wouldn't allow near simple static industrial machinery let alone a motor vehicle.
It's a very sound and practical way to solve an existing problem, but the do-gooders and PC police brigade will come down on it like a ton of bricks. Which is a great shame, as the kids will be the ones to ultimately suffer.
Did I tell you about my dog who has no legs?I call him Woodbine and every now and then I take him out for a drag.
