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The Crying Mackems!! I love it

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Nurse!
     
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    Seeing as you're admitting things, I think it's time you tell the good people how you only remember your username because it's tattooed above your sister's vagina <ok>
     
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    I just spat some nuts out at that fella.
     
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  4. Commachio

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    :emoticon-0107-sweat blue waffle.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Typical filthy Mackem bastard, lowering the tone... How are you darling?
     
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  6. Commachio

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    Creased up mate after reading top dogs, cat post.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Aye, unfortunately he was banned from your board in the end fella.
     
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    Knew it would happen in the end, i kept out of it.
     
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    #7's you know what?
     
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    The only good thing I can say about you Jude is that you obviously spend a lot of time with your family
     
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    Sounds like he has spent more with your family to be fair given his knowledge of their tattoos
     
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    I can also vouch for that.
     
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    Aye best to pack plenty of spare kecks for that landing. I fancy a hol to New Zealand, looks an amazing place. The missus is not keen at all. I fancy Canada too. Her? ****ing Disney Land! I'll have to do it for the littleun but the thought of all them queues do not appeal
     
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    And where they are.
     
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    You know how they do it in America, everything is bigger!
     
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    You lying bastard. You said you had no missus <wah>

    I can vouch for Canada!!!

    Amazing landscapes, wonderful people, incredibly diverse cultural representations and, indeed, multi-cultural integration which makes for some outstanding museums. Virtually any part you pick (it is the second largest country on Earth) is worth an adventure in it's own right. The buses run on time as well, which I regard as a cute novelty <laugh>
     
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    This is true but after 13 years she is as good as the missus (it might be 14? Anyway I could have Oscar'd her twice and been out)
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    So David Moyes' wife is a lesbian??? :huh:

    Suddenly I understand why he seems too distracted to excel in his new role!!!
     
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    More tears on the way as Brucie looks like completing the treble. 3-0. Brilliant, some class shots of their fanbase with heads in hands. Clattermole drops clanger too <laugh> Great celebration by ex mackem Meyler after he stuck it to them..............headbutted the corner flag.
     
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