The ©unt's Back!

Who?

 

So zingy was at the bottom of the stairs when rhc fell on him?

 

RHC did fall.
Tripping over zingys cock,
Down the stairs he went.

 

What was Zingy doing there that early hours

 

Doing daughters it seems, though one must wonder if it was the hammerhead rhc tripped over or a badger or what


Poor fella must be in awful pain laughing at this crap with broken ribs

 

He can't read it, he fell before fetching his laptop

 

I just read that as Feltching his laptop.

 

I wouldn't recommend that with his back

Nice title

 

Oh cool am I am milf now?

 

I tried to ring RHC a couple of times yesterday but went through to answer phone.

He rang back and said he couldn't get to the phone in time as he could hardly move, but he seemed in good spirits

 

Any news about Zingy?.

 

Apparently he's at the local police station. Both incidents are connected.

 

Is Zingy RHC?

Hmmm conspiracy...

 

The daft twat..

 

I've sent him a couple of texts but he hasn't replied.
It's usually the other way round.

 

It's only become a trauma unit since he got there.

 

Can he work from home?

 

Did he give you a update from his reporter mate?

 

I twisted my ankle today.. where is my thread?

#realproblems

 

Sorry I haven't been on much this week lads, pulled some chick with auburn hair last weekend. Went back to her dad's house, soon as we got in we heard her dad wake up swearing and bleating (really foul mouth he had) I tried to make myself as inconspicuous as possible in the dark at the top of the stairs. Fat batard tripped over my cock and fell down. Got out of there pronto. Cut the long story short, I've been healing all week, cocks better now but still a bit sore.

Back on topic, get well soon RHC. Hope it's not too serious mate.