This Weekend

Pub tonight, looking after the nieces tomorrow, church, Sunday school teaching and out for lunch for my mum's birthday on Sunday.

 

Watching the soaps with my daughter now, wee lad upstairs blowing **** up on his Xbox. 2Taps with them in town for dinner tomorrow night.

Sober one, haven't had a beer since Sunday, off it till Paddys day, last weekend on the sniff and Vodka near killed me, missed most of the week at work. Too old now.

 

Raging *****poof

 

I'm being paid 4k to write an article about menstruation through the ages.

 

A real period piece then

 

I bagsy first dabs at reading it.

 

4K eh you'll need to pad it out then .

 

Pondersend's Dracula's teabag tome aside I find the notion of Dan in the Sunday school quite intriguing.

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More tea Vicar ?

 

It's purely a bit of fire insurance Moses!

 

Here, you. Ah thought you were aff the booze?

 

I was - the idiot of a recepitonist led me to believe that it was going to be very bad news but when I saw the quack she said i just had to be careful so I've just cut right down and have the odd blow out once a month or so.

 

Glad to hear it. Now it's only that poor **** Stereo that canny have a bevvy

 

Plenty of laughs, so thank you all.

Some of the reference material has made for interesting reading, but the Menophilia stories and pictures will live with me forever.

Still, this sort of article earns me close to £300 per hour.

 

And yet you don't share the pics that will live for you forever. Or the cash.

 

Pub for a few tonight.

Shopping in the morning then pub then the match then the pub then home

Sunday church lunch pub

****s

 

Sounds like a nice change gas.

Tonight - staying at the mistress'

Tomorrow - gym in the morning, meeting my mate for a pub lunch and a few pints and watching whatever lunchtime game is on.

Sunday - Dunno yet.

Stay safe everyone.

 

Lunch today = 3 red stripes in the park outside the US embassy

Tonight = pub

Lunch tomorrow = lots of booze in Viccy park

Tomorrow night = film with the ex

Sunday = spliffs and pizza

 

Pub tonight
walking all day tomorrow
Church, Cheltenham form study and watching the rugby on Sunday

 

Get over him already