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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Jun 17, 2011.

  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I am sitting at work and some inconsiderate git just dropped one and it stinks to high heaven.

    Share your experiences with co workers flatulence here.
     
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    Sam Axe, Jun 17, 2011
  2. wheresmycoat

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    sitting in work right now waiting on the bdrunk ar~~holes arriving.nothing makes me laugh more than all the drunken d##ks looking for sympathy
     
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    wheresmycoat, Jun 18, 2011
  3. Sam Axe

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    Who gets drunk and wants sympathy? When I get drunk there is only one thing I look for and that is some tail. Sympathy is not part of my approach.
     
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    Sam Axe, Jun 18, 2011
  4. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    I'm in my bedroom coding on a Friday night, with a wee botle of Rioja.

    I used to be cool man.
     
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    Mick, Jun 18, 2011
  5. wheresmycoat

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    believe me in about 2 hours you would not touch the fanny i see f##king ar##holes wouldnt know a good night out unless they are pissed out of their minds.
    what ever happened to staying soberish and riding all round you?
     
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    wheresmycoat, Jun 18, 2011
  6. wheresmycoat

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    sorry about the spelling i am on my phone
     
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    wheresmycoat, Jun 18, 2011
  7. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    I'll take your fart loving co-worker over my bitch about everything all day every day co-worker

    As for Friday nights I think about myself and save money with cheap booze instead of going to a crowded rip off pub with one toilet and women I have nothing in common with
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Jun 18, 2011
  8. wheresmycoat

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    mick
    come tuesday at 05.30am i will be enjoying a bottle of canti vino
     
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    wheresmycoat, Jun 18, 2011
  9. Sam Axe

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    Ain't that the truth. How do those people not realise that women don't want the men who get way too drunk.
     
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    Sam Axe, Jun 18, 2011
  10. Sam Axe

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    Oh but I have to deal with them too. There is a 2nd level support team behind me who do nothing but bitch about the 1st level team all night long.
     
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    Sam Axe, Jun 18, 2011

  11. Natchrawldry

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    I pay good money for farty fat slags. PM me if interested.
     
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    Natchrawldry, Jun 18, 2011

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