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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by carmen newell, Mar 6, 2014.

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  1. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Aren't these jokes repeats? They just don't stand up.
     
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    Mr Hatem, Mar 6, 2014
  2. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    If his athletics career is over, he could always marry Paul McCartney.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Mar 6, 2014
  3. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    His argument has a solid footing, not guilty.

    What was he supposed to have shot her with anyway?

    Imagine him trying to shoot one of these monsters, he'd go flying further and faster the other way than the bullet.

    [video=youtube;KPgiQbr658k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPgiQbr658k&app=desktop[/video]
     
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    Amin Arrears, Mar 6, 2014
  4. TigerinSydney

    TigerinSydney Well-Known Member

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    Heel require a good attorknee to get him off. The thighs the limbit with this thread
     
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    TigerinSydney, Mar 7, 2014
  5. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Tibia honest i think he's guilty
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Mar 7, 2014
  6. Charlie1

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    I think you're a big fibula.
     
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    Charlie1, Mar 7, 2014
  7. look_back_in_amber

    look_back_in_amber Well-Known Member

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    Guilty, I thinking he's fibiaing
     
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    look_back_in_amber, Mar 7, 2014
  8. ElTigre

    ElTigre Well-Known Member

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    If he's found guilty he'll be in Heartbreak Hotel.



    Edit.

    Sorry wrong thread. <doh>
     
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    ElTigre, Mar 7, 2014
  9. Jimmy Graham's bald head

    Jimmy Graham's bald head Well-Known Member

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    You aren't calf going to town with these leg puns
     
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    Jimmy Graham's bald head, Mar 7, 2014
  10. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Pfft, go on, hop it.
     
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    DMD, Mar 7, 2014

  11. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Limp excuse, mate....
     
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    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Mar 7, 2014
  12. Charlie1

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    Bit harsh, don't be cruel, he's just getting his metatarsals and malleoli mixed up, easy mistake to make.
     
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    Charlie1, Mar 7, 2014
  13. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    I love it when you think lateral.
     
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    DMD, Mar 7, 2014
  14. Charlie1

    Charlie1 Well-Known Member

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    Me? Dial my lawyer.
     
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    Charlie1, Mar 7, 2014
  15. TigerMarv

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    He's guilty he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

    He'll get let off though and no doubt will have another shot at finding love
     
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    TigerMarv, Mar 7, 2014
  16. ullmal

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    I'm going out on a limb, he will walk.
     
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  17. Mr Hatem

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    He gave it his best shot last time. Well, actually two or three shots.
     
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    Mr Hatem, Mar 7, 2014
  18. TygerTyger

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    People are assuming that this is his first offence of spousal abuse. In fact I think you'll find he started before the gun went off.
     
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    TygerTyger, Mar 7, 2014
  19. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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    Time for themed music, methinks....

    [video=youtube;H_7Kx2FlFQY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_7Kx2FlFQY[/video]
     
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    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Mar 7, 2014
  20. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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    [video=youtube;FCPutYaGFlE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCPutYaGFlE[/video]
     
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    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Mar 7, 2014
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