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  1. philhul

    philhul Well-Known Member

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    he had said to him before he smacked him......a little less conversation...
     
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    philhul, Mar 6, 2014
  2. Charlie1

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    Hopefully the lad will accept his punishment with amazing grace.
     
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    Charlie1, Mar 6, 2014
  3. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Begining to think its a true story now! Embarassing for a fool such as I...
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Mar 6, 2014
  4. HullPPG

    HullPPG Active Member

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    I might as well have a go,eh eh, do you think they might be "caught in a trap" thank you very much.
     
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    HullPPG, Mar 6, 2014
  5. carmen newell

    carmen newell Active Member

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    I have heard that the elvis chappie made a pass at his girlfriend...maries the name of his latest flame
     
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    carmen newell, Mar 6, 2014
  6. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    I don't blame him, Elvis Presley was ****e. I'd be inclined to do the same to any inconsiderate arsehole polluting my ears with that crap.

    And he dressed like a ****. Just an all round **** ****.

    Well done Anthony Stokes.
     
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    Amin Yapusi, Mar 6, 2014
  7. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    Don't Be Cruel...
     
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    originallambrettaman, Mar 6, 2014
  8. Steven Toast

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    Steven Toast, Mar 6, 2014
  9. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    He ****ed a Staffordshire Bull Terrier?

    He's a ****ing brave pervert. <laugh>
     
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    originallambrettaman, Mar 6, 2014
  10. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    That deserves more publicity.

    My mate had a rescued one a few years back, once it locked its jaw it wouldn't unlock it for anything short of ramming something up its arse.
     
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    Amin Yapusi, Mar 6, 2014

  11. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    See, the yellow belly should have hired you as his defence solicitor...your mate seems to have been quick thinking.
     
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    DMD, Mar 6, 2014
  12. ElTigre

    ElTigre Well-Known Member

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    Stokes would never have been caught if he'd been Watching The Detectives.
     
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    ElTigre, Mar 6, 2014
  13. onlyme

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    ElTigre-HCAFC

    very clever and original.
     
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    onlyme, Mar 7, 2014
  14. dem_on

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    Jail is just Heartbreak Hotel for this Teddy Bear
     
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    dem_on, Mar 7, 2014
  15. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    I'm down Prinny Ave tonight anyway so its not out of my way. Linnet car park at 8.
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Mar 7, 2014
  16. rovertiger

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    Bet he wished he'd been somewhere else at the time, Dixie for instance? <whistle>
     
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    rovertiger, Mar 7, 2014
  17. ElTigre

    ElTigre Well-Known Member

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    Cheers
     
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    ElTigre, Mar 7, 2014
  18. HHH

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    Praying it wasn't our very own black elvis.

    The thought of it leaves me all shook up.
     
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    HHH, Mar 7, 2014
  19. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Staying on the Elvis theme.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...is-Party-wants-brothels-OAPs-30-discount.html

    Lib Dems all shook up by being beaten in an election by the Bus Pass Elvis Party which wants brothels to give OAPs a 30% discount

    David Bishop AKA Lord Biro won 67 votes in Nottingham by-election
    Party also known as Elvis Loves Pets, Church of the Militant Elvis and Elvis and the Yeti Himalayan Preservation Party
    Lib Dem Tony Marshall managed just 56 votes, coming last in vote

    The Bus-Pass Elvis Party is also known as Elvis Loves Pets, Church of the Militant Elvis and Elvis and the Yeti Himalayan Preservation Party.
    It was founded in 2001 by Mr Bishop to &#8216;overthrow the Corporate Capitalist State which turned Elvis, a man of immense talent, into a fat media joke&#8217;.
    Mr Bishop, who also calls himself Lord Biro, stood on a manifesto who promised to &#8216;legalise brothels with a 30% reduction for OAPs&#8217;.
    He also called for an inquiry in British Vet Fees, a ban on air guns and a campaign to &#8216;save public lavatories from extinction&#8217;.
    It added: &#8216;Nigel Farage recently said he would like to see a relaxation of the rules on Hand Gun ownership.
    &#8216;Our candidate hopes he and his party never come into power as Nottingham will be worse than Dodge City.
    &#8216;If they do come into power our candidate will write to Clint Eastwood and ask him to be the Deputy Sheriff of Nottingham.&#8217;


    :laugh:
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Mar 7, 2014
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