What if you were leafleting for the SNP together and she shared your love of Bowie, cucumbers and lube? Wid ye then?
Depends on where she wants to stick the cucumber. If it's up her fanny it's probably not worth going in afterwords. If it's up her arse then I'd fire into her mingebox. If it's up my arse then...
Whit's the dick/fanny situation? Is the five o'clock shadow airbrushed out? I need the facts before I make a decision and the SNP won't give straight answers to these legitimate questions. Sorry, lost myself and turned intae Margaret Curran at some point in that third sentence.
Some **** help us out here: who does she look like? She looks like an actress but I'll be ****ed if I can remember who it is.