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The Alan Pardew Punishment Sweepstake

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Beardsley's Stylist, Mar 6, 2014.

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  1. Beardsley's Stylist

    Beardsley's Stylist Well-Known Member

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    As the board is going to be a bit quiet as we have no game this weekend I thought I'd make this thread.

    So what do you think his punishment will be? I'll guess that he will get a 10 match stadium ban.

    I'll try and update this OP with everyone's guess. Not sure what the prize will be for the winner though. Anyone know when a decision will be made on his punishment?

    So far we have:

    Beardsley My Hero - 10 match stadium ban
    Albert's Chip Shop - 6 games stadium with a few suspended
    trentderby - 10 match exile to the stands
    David Moyes Wife - 6 game ban and £75k fine
    jimileysbaldhead - a pint with smug
    lady-eleanor - 100k fine and 6 match stadium ban
    2010 tops dog - A six year ban
    haslam - public beheading
    Reedio Heed - 5 Game Stadium Ban + 5 Game Touch Line Ban Suspended. £50k Fine
    General Lee Speaking - 8 match touchline ban. 8 match stadium ban, suspended for 3 years. £50k fine
    cbrad - he'll get banned for the rest of the season minimum
    Frank_Pingel_Legend - Hung, drawn and quartered, his bits being displayed on the Tyne bridge. Adrian Durham has decreed it.
    Gordonthetoony - I reckon he'll be banished to the stand for the remainder of the season
    Blacker-than-Knight - If it was me I would give a 6 match touchline ban and £25k fine
    Geordieginola - I think 6 match ban would be fair but the fa love to set an example
    Graham Carr's Binoculars - I think he'll get an 8 game stadium ban
    Roland - I reckon it'll be 3 game stadium, then 3 game touchline or something like that

    By the way no money will be changing hands on this sweepstake, well not by me anyway. You've more chance of Mike Ashley paying the going rate for a player. I'll tell you what whoever guesses correctly will get some rep from me. As I hardly rep anyone that's quite a prize
     
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    Beardsley's Stylist, Mar 6, 2014
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I think 6 games stadium with a few suspended.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 6, 2014
  3. trentderby

    trentderby Active Member

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    10 match exile to the stands.
     
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    trentderby, Mar 6, 2014
  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'm going for an 6 game ban and £75k fine.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 6, 2014
  5. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    And hit in the pocket.
     
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  6. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I think the FA will come down like a ton of bricks, I can honestly see them making him go for a pint with smug.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Mar 6, 2014

  7. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    No, I don't think they'll serve a punishment as harsh as that.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'll be mortarfied if they do Jimi
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 6, 2014
  9. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    It's hardly the way to cement inter club relationships, that said I'm sure St Alan will lay solid foundations.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Mar 6, 2014
  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I just hope he doesn't get fired over it. The spirit level within the club could really drop. It all points towards a witchhunt though.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 6, 2014
  11. lady-eleanor

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    100k fine and 6 match stadium ban.
     
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    lady-eleanor, Mar 6, 2014
  12. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    That's the one.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 6, 2014
  13. 2010 tops dog

    2010 tops dog Well-Known Member

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    A six year ban
     
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    2010 tops dog, Mar 6, 2014
  14. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Keep looking over your shoulder for David Moyes Wife.
     
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    2010 tops dog Well-Known Member

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    Who is this new character, hackys cousin ?
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Why do people keep going on about this Hacky character? He was probably some pro Keegan tosser.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 6, 2014
  17. 2010 tops dog

    2010 tops dog Well-Known Member

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    He was a good lad
     
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    2010 tops dog, Mar 6, 2014
  18. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Agree with you about him being a tosser. <ok>
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Can't have been that good a lad if he just ****ed off and stopped posting can he? Anyway I was around from the old 606 days and now I'm back. The board is better for it surely?

    It looks dead most of the time or infested with mackems, I'll rescue this place and you'll worship me for it.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 6, 2014
  20. Agent Bruce

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    All hail DMW.
     
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