Jim To Bring Back Big Break

Need to wipe the slate clean

 

He would have felt that.

 

Am rubbish at punnery so that's me snookered.

 

I'm pretty **** at puns so that's me billiarded

 

Beale the bongo player already said that about 6 hours ago.

 

dammit

 

He knows, Edge already told him.

 

That wiz probably the first decent pun av ever come up with too

 

no probably about it mate.

 

fanks

 

Give him a break

 

If you die, will One Force Heaven upon thee? (147)

 

You'll prove them wrong and go out in a baize of glory

 

fuxake

Only if I kiss the brown

 

I may be black, but I love a bit of pink as much as the next man. So much so I have two birds on the go - I guess you could call it a bit of a love triangle. I ****ed one of them in the brown until her arse ran red and she needed a cushion so I refused to do it to the other and that left her feeling a bit blue.

green, yellow

 

We will cross that bridge when we come to it.

 

Winner of the snooker puns, without a doubt buddy!

 

thanks mate.

 

I hate you.