I'm having Pie, Chips and beans for lunch

Nothing wrong with being 8 stone thank you very much .

 

My wife's 8 st and 5ft 5.

You must be the height of nonsense, Dan.

I'm assuming that you're a horse jockey?

 

I'm not 8 stone and never said i was - just saying there's nothing worng with it if you are. I'm actually 9 stone 7 - and 5ft11

 

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You could still ride National Hunt Dan.

 

You're ****ed if there are any cattle grids en route during your London to Brighton walk.

 

Not really Gambol - I'm bringing a trampoline with me

 

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A plank of wood would have done the job.