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the best lunch you ever had

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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    mine was in 1983 aboard the fine sailing yacht "the screaming monkey" I was joined for lunch by 2 Razzle models dressed only in sheer panties. the models were fully nude oh I cant remember much about the food but I do remember the ladies' mousy brown pubes.

    grapes were fed into my mouth from said models anus oh to be 4 again <ok>
     
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    Hash., Mar 6, 2014
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    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Eaten yer maw's **** and ass.
     
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    Sounds great hash. Good thread by the way.

    My best lunch was when I was -3 months and my mum treated me to home made lasagne. It was lovely.
     
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  4. Hash.

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    no my maw was in fiesta mag not razzle ... I was quite the lad about town between the ages of 3 and 6
     
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    lasagne huh ... no recession there
     
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    You know, I'm not too sure.
     
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    Sounds almost as good as our Somalian trip.
     
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  8. Hash.

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    its right up there with it buddy
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

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    Apricot Jam, Bread and Chicken soup from a packet back in 81.
     
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    A dose of morphine and a bed bath
     
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    Erik, Mar 6, 2014

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    Thourghly recommend barnet the hive bar lovely ploughmans sandwich for only 2.95 coffee lovely as well
     
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    jonathan acworth 71, Mar 6, 2014
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    All of them
     
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    We went to see some strippers in a seedy pub in Greenwich one Friday lunchtime in 1996. The only performer I can recall is one who did a strip to Led Zeppelin's 'Kashmir'. To this day, I can't hear that song without feeling mildly sexually aroused.
     
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