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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Naw, she's too old. And a boot.
     
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  3. Patience

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    What if you were leafleting for the SNP together and she shared your love of Bowie, cucumbers and lube? Wid ye then?
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Depends on where she wants to stick the cucumber. If it's up her fanny it's probably not worth going in afterwords. If it's up her arse then I'd fire into her mingebox. If it's up my arse then...
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Ah wid
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Whit's the dick/fanny situation?

    Is the five o'clock shadow airbrushed out?

    I need the facts before I make a decision and the SNP won't give straight answers to these legitimate questions.


    Sorry, lost myself and turned intae Margaret Curran at some point in that third sentence.
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Some **** help us out here: who does she look like?

    She looks like an actress but I'll be ****ed if I can remember who it is.
     
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  8. Otto Flayshow

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    We've wandered too far into Soviet-era East German shot-putter territory for my taste.
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    She's like a cross between Kate Adie and Lynne Faulds-Wood <retro>
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

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    A rough looking Amanda Donohoe?
     
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    Jared Leto in Dallas Buyers Club
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    ER's Great Grand Daughter
     
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    Stephanie Beacham?
     
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    I can see Lorraine Kelly in her

    And it's not pretty
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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  17. The Raging Oxter

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  18. Null

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    Ah wid both
     
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