Think of all the fun he'll have reading this thread when he gets better! Good to hear luv, board has been way too peaceful and friendly without him
Right so we are all in rhc's corner and wish him well...... But Now we need to make up the best possible reason we can that he fell down the stairs at 5am. Me first then He woke up and thought he heard a snail ****ing a wren downstairs... And go!
After a night full of w**king in front of his new laptop he went to bed. Early in the morning he remembered his daughter was coming by before work and has her own key. He panicked as he remembered he had left his laptop open on a badger porn beastiality website... he runs to the stairs... trips and breaks his ribs.
A full night ****ing to the Cheshire badger society newsletter then. ... and he realised he had left his semen all over the pages.
So he's in a special trauma unit for a while eh......that still sounds like a better laugh than a night in The Cheese
More chance of denise scoring with them than Zingy though... Zingy couldn't score if he were played at old trafford playing opposite cleverly.
I just got back from some tests in a London hospital prior to an op in May! (just trying to steal a little of the limelight there!). So this is the first chance that read this thread. So Best Wishes to RHC. I collapsed and fractured L2 so I know a little about the pain that he was/is and will be in for a while. But good luck to him anyway.
