I've probably produced more grogans than you've have had hot dinners and I've got three white dogs that just can't stop ****ting but what the **** has that got to do with United ?
No actual White dog ****.. As in poo that is White.. My dog produced a few last summer which turned White.. A grogan is a different thing all together.. A grogan is the perfect ****.. It hits the water before it's actually ejected itself from your arse...
More grogans than I've had hot dinners? That would put you in about 1% of the population.. Only about 4 % of the population is lucky enough to produce a true grogan in their lifetime.. Now it is quite conceivable you could have produced a number of beazelys but not true grogans.. We can talk football but being as it's the closed season I'm already bored of spouting who we are going to buy next... As I don't think it will be who I want which is sneijder..
Tags. Dude. 3? Congratulations buddy. I'd have 3 if someone could just give us the baby but my missus is basically vomiting for 5 months of the pregnancy so no bloody way. Anyway, they keep you young (mine don't, but that's what they say). Infact, I'm sure mine have shaved 15 years off my life. We're all retiring at 75 by then anyway Tags.
63, if you want to talk about United you could always try the United forum. White dog **** is, in my opinion, even rarer than a grogan and I still find it hard to believe your dog shat and ACTUAL white turd. It was an anomaly, of that I'm sure.
No definitely grogans , as I pride myself on hitting the water before releasing ! You can't beat a good **** but you can admit that Fergie is BRILL19NT !
Yes my man, three. I'm chuffed actually but resigned to not do all the things we were planning to do over the next five years. Like; change my career path, finish the house, wear good clothes, eat like a king, go on a holiday, get my handicap down to at least 8. Go back to the Lakes !!!! All that type of ****. I was planning to bump off a relative or two so I could jack work in at approximately 58.
They didn't come out White they turned White whilst baking in the sun.. As I picked up that was pure White an dry that crumbled when I picked it up.. An there were two which were on the change looked a bit like a guylian chocolate you know when there is like a swirl of White an dark chocolate.. Which is why I think hot sunshine is vital in the production of White ****.. I was feeding her on cheap complete food then so I changed to a better brand after that.. '63 don't get me wrong I'm as happy as anyone re the 19th title.. I just have a penchant for talking utter ****.. Literally in the case of tonights topic..
Sweats/63, there are countless almost hourly threads posted here about the potential merits/demerits of Young or Sanchez and should we really sign Sneijder. **** it, it's bollocks and boring paper ****. I'll care when it's actually confirmed. So far, so good but in the meantime I'd rather talk about white dog ****, paella, beer and wine if that's ok?
So is the sun + **** only applicable for dogs then ? Sweats you seem like the kind of gent who could aid me in this quest for knowledge. What say ye ?
Well said.. I hate the closed season.. But at least we have cricket.. Here's an amusing story for you all... Put an absolute **** hole of a house on the Market this week.. Owned by Asians an they rent it out it's in a proper bad way.. Anyway sent round a guy to do the epc on the house an as part of it he has to get in the loft.. He called me today an said there were the remnants of a cannabis growing factory in the loft.. He emailed the photos loads of compost grow bags uv lights the lot.. No cannabis though.. Which was a shame..
Played golf last night against another local club, foursomes so it's alternative tee shots. My opponent who was off the same tee and me is a chatty ****er and after about five holes of quizing me about what a civil engineer does says; 'I know I can trust you but don't tell yours or my partner, you're from Manchester so you'll understand. What you need to do is start growing bush in a spare room. It'll make you a grand a week, minimum. Cops don't care a ****. Anyway, this is a par four, dog leg left to right' Mad man.
Stick that on the specifications Sweats. 3 beds, ideal for 1st time buyer/drug lord, good transport links... Tags, you'll be fine pal. I intend to win the Euros anyway so I'll retire you all soon enough. Personally, I would rather rim Tony Slattery than talk about football for 12 months. I wouldn't even be on here if it was completely football-oriented. It bored the white ****e out of me on 606 & I'll be knuckle-****ed if I'm going to stick to those bastards' perception of 'on topic' here. Madness are at Whitehaven festival tomorrow Tags. Bit of a coup for round ere.
I dare say there may have at some point been some gooood **** in the loft.. A grand a week eh? The cops do care if your cultivating I'm sure.. A risk I wouldn't take..
I once walked in some white dog **** on the way to watch United at Carrow road ( think it was 84 ) and their stand burnt down that day but I don't think the two incidents were related !
This hooky copy of salt is bobbins.. Keeps sticking an now I have no sound.. An now it's stopped all together ... Angelina with blonde hair wasn't doing it for me anyway...
Was it moist White **** or dry an powdery? Had there been a few days of intense sunshine prior to the event? This is vital info ..
